In a shock to New Zealand birds, a bat has swooped in to take out the annual bird of the year competition
New Zealand, as you may have heard
Has a vote every year for a bird
But is it quite fair
That a creature with hair
Can win now the lines have been blurred?
BBC
Sponsored Link
pekapekapiss-take.
I knew I young lad, a fine kiwi.
He was never seen without the martini.
One day in a fit, he said
I have to admit,
The downside is the constant wee wee.
(Can I get a grant from the Arts Council if I do it in Irish?)