In a shock to New Zealand birds, a bat has swooped in to take out the annual bird of the year competition

New Zealand, as you may have heard
Has a vote every year for a bird
But is it quite fair
That a creature with hair
Can win now the lines have been blurred?

John Moynes

BBC

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2 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Free Lunch

    I knew I young lad, a fine kiwi.
    He was never seen without the martini.
    One day in a fit, he said
    I have to admit,
    The downside is the constant wee wee.

    (Can I get a grant from the Arts Council if I do it in Irish?)

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