A wine industry head has warned of ‘extremely low’ production of plonk in Europe due to bad weather
The people who make wine have said
That people who drink white or red
Will face a lean year
So whiskey and beer
Will have to work harder instead
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Brilliant
who drinks one year old wine anyway ;)
Touché
Climate change adaptation measures should sort that.
Ah that’s a terroir.
In Norway, they have the beer, but not enough aluminium for the cans because lockdown emptied the stocks and recycling can’t catch up.
I suppose I could just struggle by with whiskey and beer?
It’ll be tough but I think I have the constitutional fortitude to do this, I just need to believe in myself.
”I’ve been a wild rover for many’s the year
I’ve spent all me money on whiskey and beer
But now I’m returning with gold in great store*
And I never will play the wild rover no more”
“I’ve been a wine-drinker for many’s a year.
But it seems there’s a threat to the grapes I revere.
So dandelion wine I will have to explore
I doubt me and its bouquet will have a rapport?”
called pissenlit in French
piss the beds my Dad calls them too
We called them piss-the-beds too.
An old folk remedy also claimed that squeezing the ‘juice’ from a freshly cut stem onto a wart would cure it.
or you rub a cut potato on it and then burry the warty spud,
I did a paper once on folk remedies, it was enlightening.
There was a great one about going under a donkeys belly a few times for a bad back, the seventh son of a seventh son could cure anything, whip yourself with nettles for arthritis.
Excellent, am singing along to your verse Paulus!
I went into a wineshop I used to frequent
They said wine-deliveries were not being sent.
So now I’m returning with whiskey galore,
No doubt, come the morning me head will be sore.
And it’s no, nay, never:
No Medoc or Merlot.
Where will the wine lover
Acquire some Bordeaux.
super rrrrr !
I can see me singing this tonight sometime after 1AM….
hic!