New Zealander Zane Wedding (above) had a cockroach extracted from his ear three days after feeling ‘wriggling’
If some morning soon you might hear
A disturbing sound in your ear
And feel that you oughtta
Drain out some water
The result could be worse than you fear
New Zealand Herald
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Not making this up, I honestly mis-read “ear” as “rear”. Yikes.