Update 2: 5pm
A nightmare day. We should have this malfunctioning matter fixed for the papers at 10.30pm. Sorry again
UPDATE:
Hello there, we are still grappling with these problems . Sorry.
Earlier….
We are experiencing serious, technical difficulties.
Normal service should resume shortly.
Very sorry and thanks for your patience.
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*reconnects network cable under desk!
pays wifi bill, more ya
Charger chuckles as he drinks baby sham (cheapskate)
off an on again
…have ya tried cleaning the gunk outta the mouse?
Tony Holohan ate my cable.
Pesky Russians.
BRB https://youtu.be/bLrQ53DmNrA
next time, would you not just call it a day and enjoy some well earned rest. esp with pubs open.
We should have! Thanks, D-troll. Hic.
This you?
https://c.tenor.com/hTiNxxp8iUcAAAAC/star-trek-star-trek-tos.gif
Ahh. So this is the Great Reset…
I love this website. Keep being you.
Glad I chose today to go on a serious piss-up.
The thought of poor old Bodger on his knees behind the Broadsheet Dell still running on Windows 8 with a phone torchlight between his teeth trying to untangle dusty spaghetti wires caked in old curried chips with Nick shouting instructions between gulps of Dutch Gold is too much to bear.
The things they do for us …
That’s an incredible visual.
Not too far from the truth I vouchsafe.
Bisted thinks you are a made up character like SOQ
Hehehehehehe
Underwater cables!
The Russians or James Bond?
As Bond is dead it must be The Yanks, or Nigel and his cronies making plans.
It woz de vaccines wot done it
I’m surprised Chris hasn’t managed to find a twitter post to link this to vaccines. Maybe he’s sick…
He’s at his coddle-making evening class
What’s happened to this site is a tragedy. One played out in the owners’/owner’s Gemma-impregnated heads.