Ouch.
This morning.
Via Yahoo:
Heather McDonald is sharing video footage of her fainting spell that took place on stage over the weekend in Tempe, Arizona.
The comedian, 51, fell after taking the stage for a standup set on Saturday night and later was admitted to the hospital with a skull fracture.
“When you faint on stage after you brag about being vaccinated,” McDonald wrote over a video in which she is seen mentioning how she is “double vaxxed” and has the “booster [and the] flu shot,” before going on to say she even has her shingles vaccine.
“I fainted on stage and fractured my skull in front of a sold out show at the @tempeimprov What do you think caused it? #karma #Jesus #comedy #juicyscoop #standup #covid.”
Anyone?
Heather McDonald Posts Video of Her Onstage Faint That Resulted in a Skull Fracture (Yahoo)
Anyone? I’m no expert and a bit of an idiot in general but I can confidently state that the covid vaccine was 100% responsible for this.
Ratlicking tin foil loonbag.
i’m no expert either, but bing has thrown this up:
Fainting can be triggered by a number of factors, including:
fear or other emotional trauma
severe pain
a sudden drop in blood pressure
low blood sugar due to diabetes
hyperventilation
dehydration
standing in one position for too long
standing up too quickly
physical exertion in hot temperatures
coughing too hard
straining during a bowel movement
consuming drugs or alcohol
seizures
sounds like her chosen profession might be a contributing factor, although i have never heard of anyone fainting due ‘straining due to a bowel movement’.
straining can put pressure on the vagus nerve which can cause a drop in blood pressure and heart rate. Some anaerobic exercises can do the same thing.
The human body is a mess.
I can often be found sprawled out unconscious on my bathroom floor around 2am of a Sunday due to just that.
Even from before I got the jabs!
That’s all great and all… but
BING? WTF scottser?
I’ve a pal who works for Microsoft and she said that a few years back when they first launched Bing, they tried to get everyone to say “Just Bing it” instead of “Just Google it” around the office.
Didn’t take off… ;-)
Is it just me or do her last few words “so nice, so nice” sound slurred?
Also, Bing.., the microsoft way back machine. ;-)
Yeah, she was losing it for a while there.
It is pretty serendipidous though.
Those heels couldn’t have helped either… (cough, splutter ) ahem.. not that I’d have any experience in that area.
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Phew… think I covered myself there. Hope the wife isn’t reading this…
Shoehorning into those jeans couldn’t have helped the aul blood pressure either…
Sure you’d have ta take a run and a jump off the garden shed to get into them bags! :-)
baby powder and tights ….I seem to recall
it’s an absolute dose micko. i’m not on this particular computer by choice, if you catch my drift.
Maybe drugs as well .we all know about the late great robin williams .
Jesus clearly did a smiting.
“The Lord is vengeful. O Spiteful One, show me who to smite, and they shall be smoten.”
She’s really nailed her comic timing to be fair to her.
Was just thinking the same. Couldn’t have been better. Turns out, she is hilarious after all.
Think she over exerted her self with that “WHAT! YES!” and wiggling her hips. You can see her loose her stride after that.
Still pretty funny though…
What I find telling though is that most US media outlets aren’t covering WHAT she was talking about at the time.
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2022/02/07/heather-mcdonald-comedian-collapses-stage-tempe-improv-arizona/6688438001/
I’m not an expert.
The linguistic equivalent of “Here, hold my beer”
“Clearly, Jesus loves me the most”
Jesus “Hold my beer”
If that was supposed to be humour and make me laugh, I’m just not metrosexual enough to get with the programme and laugh about that funniest of subjects, the othering of people who don’t subscribe to mainstream dogma. Don’t dog my ma. Thou shalt not lay thy trip on any other muthafunker
So this is what BS has come to — if any one of the billions of people who have had the Covid vaccine suffers any health complaint and Bodger can find it, it gets posted.
FFS
https://yellowcard.mhra.gov.uk
https://www.eurosurveillance.org
https://vaers.hhs.gov
One in billions you say? More deaths and injuries from these experimental gene therapies than any vaccine before- and the medium and long term injuries are not even known yet.
This is already the biggest medical scandal of our life times.
FFS
Jesus provided an official fact check at the end there.
Well, the little packages of lipid-encapsulated mRNA go rushing around, woosh, woosh, in your bloodstream, randomly around your body. They can’t insert themselves into the cells of the blood-vessel walls, because the blood flow is too fast but, eventually, when they get down as far as the capillaries, the smallist, narrowest part of the bloodstream, the blood slows & the packages attach themselves to the walls of the capillaries, inject their little mRNA packages into the cells & soon enough, those cells start to express the Spike Protein. Problem is, the capillaries are actually so narrow that the protruding spike actually blocks the flow, slowing down the blood so much that more & more lipid-encapsulated packages attach to more & more cells & more Spike Protein blocks the capillaries, slowing the flow, until….down goes the comedian.
Or, if those capillaries happen to be supplying blood to heart muscles, dead goes the comedian.
Or, if those capillaries are supplying blood to the brain, the comedian can’t talk, she’s having a stroke.
Still, at least she won’t “catch Covid”….oh, wait…