Read My Lips: No Free Crack Pipes

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US President Joe Biden

This afternoon.

Via Insider:

The White House condemned “misinformation” after Fox News guests and hosts accused the government of buying crack pipes for people with addictions.

The Department of Health and Human Services launched a $30 million grant late last year for organizations to make drug-taking safer, including by handing out kits.

Fox News hosts including Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity seized on the project on Wednesday, claiming the government was using taxpayer money to give crack pipes for free.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki scrambled to clear the record, telling reporters crack pipes “were never a part of the kit.”

Bongs for all.

Sez me.

And JohnnyNYC probably.

White House pushes back on Fox News reports claiming the government is buying crack pipes for people (Insider)

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7 thoughts on “Read My Lips: No Free Crack Pipes

    1. Gorty

      Well Biden makes a great point about his ancestors but will someone please tell him craic is not smoked or even smoked through pipes

  1. Trustin Judeau

    Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn’t going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn’t going anywhere. Back in my day we didn’t call it covid whatever; we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. OK, here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year for fun, because that’s just the way things were back then, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you’re full of shit. I’d punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

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