31 thoughts on “Wednesday’s Papers

  1. DOC

    His reputation is more stained than a college mattress
    A snowman has a better future
    But the Queen is not out of the woods yet
    Harry is releasing his book in April – The same time as the Jubilee
    I feel sorry for the Queen

    1. Kali

      Why? She’s enabling a sexual predator and paedophile by help paying hush money to his victims. She should let him face the courts and justice. The royal family have gotten away with their crimes for years and shes the head of it. It’s like feeling sorry for the Pope because of all the hassle he had hiding all the paedophiles in the church ranks

  2. TenPin Terry

    Around a dozen naval service personnel have tested positive for drugs following a sweep of their headquarters by military police last Monday.
    Traces of weed and coke were picked up and the Dopey Dozen all faced being kicked out of the Service.
    At this rate Captain O’Pugwash will struggle to put to sea in a rowing boat never mind the leaky tubs that can barely limp out of Cork harbour these days.
    Thank goodness Blighty is around to pick up the slack.
    We have your backs.
    As always.
    Heh x 3™

    https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40809222.html

    1. Joe F

      Ah that’s quite good stuff Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmons etc etc
      Maith an fear
      Marvelous

    2. Cú Chulainn

      Hey Charger, I was keeping your seat warm for you while you were working on your new material. Can’t wait..!! As for this, total non story, sure all western armies are riddled with gear. The surprise is that the number is so low. As for that Robert’s one, what I want to know is how could she prove she was the girl in that photo – I mean, do I have to state the obvious? Looking forward to your comments.

    1. Joe F

      Ah that’s quite good stuff Ten Pull Terry/Admiral Nelson/Charger Salmons etc etc
      You’re some man for six men
      Marvelous

      1. TenPin Terry

        The sad thing is I doubt more than 10% of the people on BS even know who he is.
        A terrible indictment on this country’s lamentable education system.
        All those years wasted learning a language they’ll never need.
        And lacking any semblance of ability in the one they use.

        1. Mad

          10%?
          I’d put it at less than 1%.
          Your plaintive insults are getting more sheepish and translucent by the way. It must be wearing being despised and derided universally and by so many.

        2. Joe F

          Ah that’s super stuff Ten Pull Terry/Charger Salmon/Admiral Nelson etc etc
          Maith an buachaill (jolly good old boy)
          Marvelous

    1. TenPin Terry

      Someone who crafted words in a witty way.
      The slack-jawed takeaway kebab generation on here think posting a YouTube link is repartee.
      Imagine how their children are going to turn out ?
      Generation Meta.
      Obesity and puberty peaking simultaneously accompanied by a whiney entitlement taught them by their whey-faced parents.
      I’m beginning to understand why Brother Barnabas gave up the ghost on here.
      There’s only so much bin juice a fellow can take.
      * shudders *

      1. Joe F

        Ah that really quite good stuff Ten Pull Terry/Charger Salmon/ Admiral Nelson etc etc
        Maith an fear (jolly spiffing old boy)
        Marvelous

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