95 thoughts on “Tuesday’s Papers

      1. stephen moran

        Ironic really isn’t it given that the poison dwarf Patel’s parents escaped to the UK to flee from Idi Amin murderous purge against Indians, Pakistanis & other Asians in Uganda- how conveniently the 2nd generation seem to forget their own family history and journey

          1. Donald duck

            Apparently they were not killed
            There is so much fake news from both sides it’s hard to see fact or fiction
            Now the Russian media has been blocked we only have one side to hear

            I could say it’s an ideal time for a repeat of the end of the tzar

            Even Putin is expendable and I believe the mood in Russia is not good

          1. stephen moran

            Oh god are you going to set fire to RTE & watch Claire Byrne…if I had a euro for every time that jaded ignorant trope with regard to my name has been used I’d be an Irish oligarch. And @ least I don’t insult people with the all the bravery of hiding behind a childish anon moniker. The poison dwarf has given a generic number for Sun readers with the literacy level of 8 years olds to eat with their Frosties.. She has REFUSED to point blank give visa wavers as Ireland and most civilized countries in the EU have done. She is all hat & no cattle Maybe read a bit before falling for the Daily Excrement headlines.

          2. TenPin Terry

            There are sensible security reasons why the UK is not offering a visa waiver ( yes, it’s spelled with an i you imbecile ) programme for Ukrainians.
            The Home Secretary will have taken the decision following advice from the intelligence services.
            Of rather more urgent concern is the supply of British-made weapons to the Ukrainian defence forces which are being flown to Poland which is why President Zelensky called Boris yesterday with a detailed wish list.
            This is proper grown-up stuff not your student union snivelling.

          3. goldenbrown

            stephen

            you’re interacting with a longtime complex madbollix troll called Charger Salmons

            he/she goes by a lot of other usernames on here including that one more recently, apparently has quite the history on other online forums and blogs too but who cares

            will sometimes fill whole threads with the various personalities – yes talking to him/herself

            don’t waste your time – it’s 100% disingenuous

        1. Donald duck

          Our record is pretty dire so stop throwing bricks in our glasshouse
          Your remark about Patell is pretty racist
          Unlike you I grew up in the UK and my best pal was one of those given refuge with just the shirt off their backs
          The big problem is how can these people get out of a war zone
          Still to this day we have not brought in our quota of Syrians

  1. stephen moran

    I think Vlad is going to need a bit more than Terry Prone or Carr Communications to turn his PR department round at this stage.

    I see Monaco has now pulled the plug on his chums….will no one think of the yachts

  2. stephen moran

    Russian users can no longer pay for Netflix and Spotify subscriptions with their bank cards.

    Like the complete global football ban on Russian teams, this is another thing that Putin will find hard to explain away to the ordinary no doubt confused Russian people.

    BP yesterday – Shell disinvested today. Who’s next ? Exxon ? Canada weighed in with a ban on oil imports today. UPS & Fedex will no longer deliver to Russia and the worlds largest container shipping company Maersk are on the verge of following suit

    But the big change is Germany’s 180 degree about turn from 20 years of being a Russaiphile country to Russiaphobe over one weekend with an SDP led government – that is a gam changer

      1. The Millie Obnoxious™

        Who exactly is spinning that?

        No one with half a functional brain could possibly think that Shell are the ‘good’ guys here. Who even uses the term ‘good guys’ anyway?

        It’s just that Putin is worse, and reporting on the fact that Shell and BP have decided to jump on the bandwagon, putting pressure on Russia, is just that: reporting. It doesn’t change anything about how dangerous and dishonest companies like Shell and BP are happy to destroy our natural resources for profit.

        1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

          + all the willy waving megalomaniacs who play with our lives through their selfish self serving ” politics ” are all wretches…good guys in power ? hahahahaha I wish that was funny.

          1. Mad

            These guys are like a Hydra
            You cut one head off and another one equally vapid and poisonous appears

          2. stephen moran

            Oh I totally agree with you all. I’m just flagging the bandwagonesque virue signaling like behavior- but we cannot ignore the fact that this is going to hurt the Russian economy- these are massive very long term joint venture projects leveraging off western expertise / technology and they are not coming back anytime soon as ERG will be all over the Russia thing for years after this – what out for French oil giant Total today & possibly Exxon to pull a similar stunt – but bottom line is this will cripple large parts of the two remaining functioning parts of the Russian economy oil & gas exploration.

          3. Mad

            Do they really Janet?
            I recall hearing that as a kid and doing an experiment. I think only one side continues alive but could be wrong. I think the other side gets to live the rest of its life with Micko

          4. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            ah, I like Micko
            I tried to make slugs swim….they can’t

          5. The Millie Obnoxious™

            When we lived outside of the town, we used to get hedgehogs in the garden. Lovely little creatures. We used to get hares and pheasants too and even a badger once.

          6. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            my mum taught us to spit on slugs while saying ” you’re not my granny “, Scottish thing ?

          7. Oro

            We rescued one from a skip that ended up becoming very friendly, to the point that it would come into the house every evening when it woke up (scratching at the back door to be let in) run around the kitchen for 30 minutes, get a belly scratch, poke the dogs’ nose at least once, and then go off into the garden to chase some slugs around.

          8. Nigel

            Nearly tripped over one walking in the woods at night a few weeks ago, which was cool, but also slightly worrying as it’s a bit early for them to be waking up.

  3. f_lawless

    News from the UK :

    https://www.hartgroup.org/an-epidemic-of-cardiac-arrests/

    Over 20,000 excess arrest calls in 2021

    The official line is that the weekly reports of people collapsing in the audience of football matches are no different to normal, only in the past the matches would not have been stopped. There may be an element of truth in that, but the rise in ambulance calls for cardiac and respiratory arrests suggests that people are right in their suspicions and that there are good reasons for genuine concern about the health of the nation’s hearts… “

    1. anti bot

      Seriously can you just retire and f off with your anti vax comments. look up Jordan Kepper on youtube and realise the kind of idiots you are associated with

      1. f_lawless

        I think you’re jumping the gun a bit there. There isn’t even a mention of vaccines in the entire article. In fact, there’s no attempt to attribute the rise in cardiac and respiratory arrests to anything – only that according to the available data (official UK govt sources which are linked to in article), it can’t simply be explained by Covid. The first step is to acknowledge that the problem exists, then establish what the cause is.

  4. Fearganainm

    40 mile-long Russian convoy heading to Kyiv twice as long as previously thought

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russia-ukraine-war-kyiv-maxar-b2025365.html

    “New satellite images reveal that a convoy Russian military vehicles heading to the Ukrainian capital is even longer than previously thought. The column of military hardware is more than 40 miles long, more than twice the original estimates that it spanned 17 miles, according to satellite imaging firm Maxar Technologies. The convoy was photographed on Monday approaching Antonov airport on the outskirts of Kyiv, which remained under government control after days under Russian assault. Hundreds of armoured vehicles, tanks, towed artillery and logistics support vehicles were moving in line south towards the capital. Kyiv came under further bombardment on Monday, with Russian missile attacks destroying a major military radar complex, as fruitless ceasefire talks between the Ukraine government and Moscow took place on the Belarusian border…”

  5. SailorGerry

    I love it how the media cries out in pain, “the Russians are attacking schools”

    Whilst at the same time they will not acknowledge cowardly Ukrainian soldiers parking field guns next to schools in residential areas, whilst not letting residents flee.

    Brought to you by the same media that lied for two years over how deadly Covid was.

    Zero credibility will ever return to the lame street media.

    Great excuse for more censorship though and disinformation…..

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/russian-propaganda-latest-excuse-expand-censorship

    1. Tinytim

      I challenge you to find a dozen effective defensible positions with an Irish city that is not with a stones throw of a school/ hospital/ old people home etc. Due to their nature the are in every community and hard to avoid.

      If I attacked you in your house you would likely find it hard to get away from a piece of furniture. You aren’t going to blame the bloody sofa for my aggression are you?

      Propaganda is not new, and comes in all shapes and sizes. The challenge is for each of us to ensure our next generation can think critically, and to challenge the assumed values of a previous generation.

      1. Tom J

        People have been around for thousands of years or more, that’s a lot of generations. So whose assumed values got it wrong.

      1. stephen moran

        Thanks for the head up earlier – I’ll refrain from taking the bait as I recall getting involved on Zerohedge’s “comments” page and I had to order a Devil’s pizza in from Hilary and George’s basement P place after it to recover.

    2. Ian - oG

      Zerohedge…..

      A website for flaccid little crypto bros cosplaying at nihilist chic.

      FFS one of the first things I noted was a piece by ‘Tyler Durden’.

      Jesus wept.

      1. stephen moran

        Have you ever had the misfortune to wade into the cesspool of the comments section on ZH ? It is I’d rather be a Russian or a North Korean than a democrat Jesus freaks with bazookas post Ayn Rand one flew over the QAnon stuff

        1. Ian - oG

          @Stephen Moran, no, have more self respect for myself than to read that idiocy.

          Although it’s getting more and like closer to that you describe above on here after the last two years.

    3. anti bot

      yep all the Urkanians fault. they were not invaded by a fall large nation with a bigger military might, that are killing people? grow up!

  6. bisted

    …oh look…there’s Fergus Finlay, President in waiting, suggesting that we should abandon even our most tenuous hold on neutrality…hope somebody reminds him of this when the campaign gets going…

    1. bisted

      …and now Adi Roche on the radio…another entitled charity CEO…gonna need a bigger ballot paper…

  7. Spud

    What depressing front pages.
    How’s everyone doing?
    Seriously?
    I need to switch off from it all but it’s too hard to look away.

    1. TenPin Terry

      It’s all cool bro.
      Sun is shining, the gin and tontons are strong and ice-cold.
      And the sweet smell of MaryJane is wafting over from the villa next door.
      Sometimes you’ve just got to put the depressing news to one side and slap on some more Ambre Solaire.
      Marvellous™

    2. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      Now everything is going wrong
      I think I changed my mind again
      I’m not sure if this is a song
      I don’t even know what I’m saying
      Everything is going wrong
      I think I changed my mind again
      I’m not sure if this is the kinda life
      That I saw myself living
      I don’t need no dating app
      To tell me if I look like crap
      To tell me if I’m thin or fat
      To tell me should I shave my rat
      I don’t need no radio
      No MTV, no BBC
      I just need a bubble bath
      To set me on a higher path

      1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

        on a serious note Spud, it’s terrifying whoever is at fault, torn between an urge to bury my head in the sand and check the headlines. Wondering what kind of world our children will have.

      2. Fergalito

        A few words of observation from Chip Taylor (and The New Ukrainians):

        “To pray or not to pray
        To sway or not to sway
        Jesus died for something or nothing at all
        Fuck all those perfect people
        Sleepy eyes, waltzing through
        I’m talking about you”

        Listen to his gravely drawl here:- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt9GBafFzjE

  8. goldenbrown

    that column of Russian/Belarusian gear..

    surely a bit of out of the box dirty thinking could interrupt it

    e.g. fill a gang of 737’s to the brim and drop them from the ceiling?

    1. TenPin Terry

      Oh look, it’s famed Irish military strategist Sun O’Tzu and his cunning plan to defeat the enemy.
      Although your posts generally remind me of that old Confucius saying ” man who goes to sleep with sex problem on brain wakes up with solution in hand.”
      Another child of Generation XBOX making a tool of himself.

      1. goldenbrown

        lol Charger, you’re too easy

        any chance you could emigrate to Kiev?

        bring the gang along too

        1. Kali

          His xbox analogy is pretty accurate. Your second scenario could be more of a Wiley coyote plan

  9. SailorGerry

    Interesting take on why so few fixed wing sorties, the other option being a genuine desire to minimise civilian casualties. If the Russians do intend to depart after defanging the Bandarites and stopping NATO accession, it would be long term beneficial that they are not despised by the majority. That is going to be some special kind of PR stunt, which will involve rebuilding and assistance for years.

    Tessa always has a good take on things for those that never found her site.

    https://tessa.substack.com/p/narrative?utm_source=url

      1. Nigel

        It literally isn’t, and getting less so.

        But between arable land suddenly becoming available as permafrost melts in sub-Arctic regions – never mind the sink-holes, methane pockets and wildfires – and fossil fuels being Putin’s only real source of money, influence and leverage, I’m beginning to understand why the venn diagram of climate change deniers and Putin apologists is a circle.

  10. stephen moran

    I wonder how our working class heroes Messrs Wallace, Daly, Ming & McManus will vote this time as they voted against a much softer resolution 2 weeks ago.
    Here is Clare Daly last year slamming Russian opposition figure Alexis Navalny as “a vicious, anti-immigrant racist” in the European Parliament and accusing the Parliament of “relentless Russia-phobia,” a clip that was triumphantly disseminated by Russian state-backed media channel RT (now banned by the EU.)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dnkn-MvM3U

    MEPs will not before time gather for an extraordinary session at noon to debate and vote on a resolution on the war. The resolution is hard-hitting, “condemning in the strongest possible terms the illegal, unprovoked and unjustified military aggression by the Russian Federation against and invasion of Ukraine, as well as the involvement of Belarus in this aggression against Ukraine. ”The resolution also backs a comprehensive list of measures — from “working towards” EU candidate status for Ukraine, to ensuring that the EU maintains a united front on sanctions, “without any exemptions induced by sectoral or national interests.” It also highlights “the need for Member States to acknowledge and accept that severe sanctions against the Russian Federation will unavoidably entail negative effects on their economic situation.” 

    1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

      I had a particularly bad antibiotic resistant bug, it’s no joke.

  11. Nigel

    Hong Kong going into lockdown with complulsory testing.

    ‘The Chinese-ruled territory reported 32,597 new coronavirus infections on Tuesday and a record 117 deaths in the past 24 hours. It has seen daily infections surge over 30 times from just over 100 at the start of February.’

    https://www.reuters.com/world/china/hong-kong-residents-brace-citywide-lockdown-leader-calls-calm-2022-03-01/?taid=621e0e4daf8d2b0001575a3b&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

    1. stephen moran

      Yep he’s managed in one w/e to undo 30 years plus of German Russophile pacifist foreign policy & turn then into Russophobes with the SPD in government. Finland and Sweden will be joining NATO and even Victor O has has found his blue badge (though this may have a lot more to do with his impending election defeat and ECJ rulings re the legality of funding cuts than any Pauline conversion). Fair play to him for redrawing the geo-political map of Europe and reinforcing democracy. His Brexit divide and rule part 2 strategy is backfiring big time.

  12. Dr.Fart

    I hate how the papers get a pic of a very pretty child and plaster her everywhere as if to say “look! he’s even killing very pretty children”.. as if they need to be anything more than just a life for it to mean anything to us.

      1. Fearganainm

        Some people hate seeing images of casualties so much that they resort to labelling people ‘crisis actors’ or alleging that images are fake/ taken from incidents that occurred years ago, etc. We’ve had posters here doing exactly that in the case of this woman:

        https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10560223/Ukrainian-image-war-shows-wounds-Russia-accused-faking-injuries.html

        Putinbots are very aggressive when it comes to ‘policing’ any images that may earn sympathy for Putin’s innocent victims.

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