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All gay references have been removed from Fantastic Beasts 3 for Chinese release

In Hollywood, or so they say
There simply isn’t a way
To make films that please
The wealthy Chinese
If anyone in them is gay

John Moynes

Warner Bros.

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10 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. paul

    Warner Bros releases statement to say ‘the spirit of the film remains intact’

    The smell of the money remains intact.

  2. TenPin Terry

    So it definitely won’t be called Fantastic Beasts With Two Backs for the Chinese release ?

    I’ll get Lady TenPin’s kimono …

  3. V aka Frilly Keane

    Wimps

    Hollywood – ok I know it’s100% corporate control now, but still

    What it’s original mission and brand meant, like the Hollywood the risk takers and creators spawned,
    from the time it was New Media itself
    That Hollywood
    Should stand up for itself, and tell China to make their own fillums and leave theirs alone

  4. Ian - oG

    Have to admit it’s good to see how rattled Xi and the rest of the Chinese nazi party are over gay rights.

    Imagine being that unsure of your grip that the concept of two same sex individuals scares you enough to censor it.

    The ultimate snowflakes.

    1. Horsethieving Dopesniffer

      That’s nothing, Pol Pot’s merry bunch were afraid of people with eyeglasses.
      They executed them, of course, Can’t have those degenerates walkin’ ’round.

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