Shrekapo, an elusive New Zealand merino sheep, has been shorn for the first time in his life
On the run in New Zealand somewhere
Was a sheep that had far too much hair
So they had to pull
Many kilos of wool
From its back or else people would stare
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A sheep-shearer attracted a throng
Near the banks of an old billabong*.
The sheep’s glad I suppose
Now we see that his nose
No longer resembles a schlong.
* Yes yes I know billabong is more Oz than NZ.
so it wasn’t just me
Where’s a jackalope when you need one?
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