Abtran office in Cork
Company handling post for Irish Water confirms it received information pack smeared with excrement – Gardai called to investigate. #ntfm
— Jonathan Healy (@jonathanhealy) November 27, 2014
Jaykers.
The Irish Examiner reports:
“The company handling customer queries for Irish Water has denied a report that a staff member was “rushed to hospital” after a customer pack including human excrement was received.”
“Cork’s 96FM reports the staff member noticed a cut on his hand, and was brought to hospital, and that another staff member fainted and was also brought to hospital by ambulance.”
“While confirming that an “offensive” item was received yesterday, Abran said no members of staff had been impacted – “other than it being an offensive matter”.”
Meanwhile…
“They have not received over 700,000 letters back it’s more like 600,00 now this IS including the no consent forms, they actually don’t know how many have signed up because ALL the letters are in a warehouse in Cork, so people that have filled in the forms, their PPS details are in an unsupervised warehouse. The reason being is because people sent back sh*t and bangers and other stuff in the letters…”
Part of an anonymous email to Broadsheet on October 31
Irish Water pack containing human excrement sent to call centre staff (Irish Examiner)
Pic: RTE







sh*t just got real.
It’s NOT funny. It’s NOT.
>_<
Tagged: Irish Water, poo.
I giggled.
Somebody posted about that recently, saying that all the forms were dumped in an unguarded warehouse in Cork and that there was poo in some of them.
You take the soup and therefore can complain when the populous are upset.
The overly dramatic guff of being sick calling doctors etc… f – off.
wash your hands and deal with it – and your delicious soup
Abtran is a private company contracted by Irish Water. It’s not staffed by ghouls and goblins, they’re just people trying to make a living ffs.
I know three students working for abtran, all mature students, all working at least four hours evenings after college and on the weekend, none of whom could afford college without that job and you think it’s acceptable that they receive actual sh*t in the post.
Cop on ffs.
There’s a trend starting around here for people to just be total pricks for no reason.
I’m going to start simply replying with this
http://replygif.net/463
What film is that from?
“Penelope” – I’ve never seen it and it looks shite but I just love this gif.
From IMDB
“A modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress born under a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with “one who will love her faithfully.””
Thank you.
It does sound shite.
A staff member fainted? Was it after seeing the Winnie?
Imagine if they had kids???
In fairness it was probably a big black rancorous guinness loaf, matured over it’s time in the postal chain. I’d faint >_<
publish the entire article please. staff member fainting was unrelated to the poo bomb
In fairness they do specifically publish the abtran statement which makes that fairly clear.
“It is understood that the staff member who fainted in an incident unrelated to the package received first aid at the office.
96FM’s report that used tampons and razor blades had also been received by Abtran staff in other incidents was not specifically addressed by Abtran, but the company stressed the delivery of the pack containing human excrement was “an isolated incident”.”
Razor blades? Nice people out there trying to get some gopher injured. But, as donkey kong says, they ‘took the soup’ so completely deserve whatever happens to them. Ugh.
they still know they are handling Irish Water business. They are complicit.
sorry this – “nothing to do with me mate , I’m only earning a living” is bollocks.
Nobody who works for them is innocent they are all part of the machine.
Likewise the meter installers
and likewise bank staff – happy to take bonus’ galore in the boom, not so happy at taking the guff of customers they are harrassing. You take the soup and you pay the price
Its not really a protest though. They are not going to see a crappy form and decide that this person should pay for water this year. You’d be better off dropping a bag of crap outside the front door and setting it on fire before running away. To smear your form in it, is juvenile and pretty pathetic.
Not to mention postal workers have to handle that envelope and it gets thrown in with all the other letters and tossed around the postal system.
Are you seriously advocating this type of activity? Frankly I want the people responsible in jail and/or sued to a fare-thee-well by their victims.
You are so full of sh*t.
Ever bought a coca cola product?
Ever shopped in Penneys or Tesco?
Ever bought something made by Nike?
Ever bought nutella?
Ever not run for political office?
Ever not voted?
Ever not brought a case against the government to court regarding Irish Water legislation?
If any of the above you’re complicit in a diverse range of terrible terrible things so get off your high horse.
sidewinder – wtf are you on?
I see no relevance to your rantings to my point.
Do you actually not get the relevance of her point? Seriously?
Then you’re irretrievably stupid.
It would seem that donkey kong is the type of cowardly idiot previously seen shouting at bank tellers about how they, personally, have ruined the country.
Wow, our cops sure have got their priorities right.
The people responsible, on the other hand, have a remarkably sane and balanced sense of proportion.
So Abtran get everyones PPS numbers too?!
What’s the big fuss about having people’s PPS numbers? I genuinely don’t understand why people get their knickers in such a twist about it.
My dentist has my pps number. Should I be worried?
It makes perfect sense that everybody gets what they are entitled to and only once. It would prevent people scamming the system. The more people scam the system, the more everybody else has to pay.
Tiocfaidh ár…poop
‘No members of staff had been impacted’
Impacted…..
IMPACTED….
Sure, go on I’ll talk to yer…
Hah! Marvellous.
“600,00”
Is that 60,000 or 600,000?
600,000,00
arrrrgggghhhhhhhh
I’ve no idea…. please fix the post BS… is it 60k or 600k….. thanks :)
How many companies have IW contracted work out to ? Im sure its all above board , but I found this interesting tidbit on another site from the Phonex mag I think
‘ the Abtran group of companies are registered in Cork and the directors here are listed as accountant Patrick Fitzgerald, Gerard Fitzgerald, Michael Fitzgerald, and Patrick Ryan, all with addresses in Cork. The group’s shares are now held by two BVI companies – Forrest Hill Global Ltd and Edgeway Group (unlimited), both registered at Road Town, Tortola, BVI, with the latter company giving as it’s a ddress a PO Box number. Until last year, the four directors were listed as the shareholders (the Fitzgeralds holding 83% between them and Ryan having 17%), while Enterprise Ireland was also on board, courtesy of a €400,000 investment in 2006.
Back in 2011, all the companies in the Abtran Group were re-registered as unlimited, which means they no longer have to file accounts in the Companies Registration Office.’
You’d be surprised how often public servants get razor blades in the post too, especially the civil servants who have to open the Ministers’ post.
Totally uncalled for, animals.