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US Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (above) emerged as the Republican front-runner in the Iowa caucus last night

Remember that fellow called Trump?
His figures have started to slump,
The Don didn’t choose,
To go out and lose,
But Teddy Boy gave him a thump.

John Moynes

(AP)

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14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

    1. ahjayzis

      I think he’s far worse than Trump. Trump is an act, he says what he says to get votes, flip-flopping on some progressive stances he’s had in the past.

      Cruz believes every word he says.

  1. han solo's carbonite dream

    cruz is too religious to win.
    trump will beat him overall…

    Go Trump

    I’m glad sanders gave hillary a run for her money. She is a horrible dose

  2. Frilly Keane

    Say what ye like about Cruz
    Stitch it’ inta’ im even
    I’m there wi’ ye

    But he’s one hell of a campaigner
    And if the Democrats have any sense they do the one.eighty plan in the General
    Down is up
    Up is Down
    Left to their right
    Female to their Male

  3. Brendan O'

    Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. MLK

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