79 thoughts on “De Wednesday Papers”

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Thank you for drawing my attention to the front page of the Westmeath Examiner.
      -It was uncalled for, yet timely and relevant.
      I got a little bit sick, but that’s okay,. I needed a reminder.

      Fat blokes in suits.
      They haven’t gone away you know…

      1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

        Fat blokes in suits.

        I mean ‘terrorists’, but not in the conventional sense.

  4. Ronan

    The Sun front page containing a photo of a grieving mother of a deceased 11 month old is bad enough, but placing it alongside the grieving girlfriend of a dissident republican is distasteful in the extreme and disrespectful to the family of the baby.

      1. Ronan

        Unlike some of that guys associates I don’t consider myself to be either judge or jury but I do consider myself to be as entitled to express an opinion on the Sun front page as you are to express one on the Westmeath Examiner front page.

        1. Catherine McEntee

          Let the dead rest in peace, he doesn’t deserve to be slaundered when he can’t speak for himself, have some heart.

          1. Wayne.F

            He is a convicted criminal who, was proven guilty in a court of law, and spent time in jail. He is also, a self confessed ex member of the IRA. What bit is slander?

          2. Catherine McEntee

            Wayne, don’t be such a tulip. Have you got nothing more productive to do than recycle hearsay.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            @ Wayne;

            Etiquette is not the domain of any side in anything of this nature..
            You’d serve your ’cause’ better by keeping your mouth shut and stepping away from your keyboard when you’re confused.

            Stay out of it.

          4. kellma

            I don’t believe in that “don’t speak ill of the dead” rubbish. Just because you departed this world doesn’t give carte blanche to suddenly make a twit a saint…

  5. Catherine McEntee

    Did you bring the lad on the bus home with you to give you a few of his fashionista tips?

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      It wasn’t like that.
      I just wanted to look as cool as him.
      He was less than half my age and he had swagger even though he was sitting down. I was just drunk and envious
      My swagger will be gone when I sober/stand up.

      Lookit, it’s complicated.
      I’ve wanted to be ‘Young, Gifted and Black’ since I first heard the song in 1970.
      There’s no shame in that.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubDVUQon5BE

      He had a leather jacket with a hood.
      You don’t understand.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Only a million billion…(songs)

          I could play it safe, or I could blow your knic socks off.
          Check this out;

      1. Catherine McEntee

        Hilarious, ever done a stint as a DJ?

        Make sure you down a pint of water before you conk out.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          I’ve done several stints as a DJ. -Where else you think I could’ve learned my utter contempt?
          One time I got kicked out of The Olympia while I was doing warm-up for a UB-40 tribute band who turned up 40 minutes late and drunk. I got the flak for that. It wasn’t my fault. I just got bored and started experimenting. You’d have done the same.

          Also, I’m past the ‘pint of water’ stage. I just don’t go to sleep.
          That way you never wake up with a hangover.
          Simple mathematics.

  9. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Are you smoking?
    Try this, on headphones, turned up to 12.

    You might go deaf but it’s worth it.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          No, Saint Mungo is the patron saint of Glasgow.
          No messing, it’s true.
          Mungo’s Hi-Fi.
          It makes sense.

          Their record label is called Scotch Bonnet.
          I couldn’t understand that bit of it until a friend of mine who once played drums for Blur explained to me that it was a reference to a very hot pepper.
          I checked it out and she was right..

          It’s all true.
          Her name is Niamh.

  10. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    I’ve posted all those videos here before.
    They’re like the three Aces I’ve already shown, and I have hundreds more.
    Oh yes.
    Thousands, maybe.

    I’d be undermining myself by expanding on my repertoire
    Fellow DJs will understand.

    PS.
    Do you want another one?
    I’m not tired.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      Actually, let’s go crazy.

      None of my comments have been deleted for ages.
      I’m on a roll.

      I’m gonna make a mix for you.
      It’s gonna be a killa.

      Gimme 20 mins.

  11. Catherine McEntee

    Yes, one for the road please.

    The Chronixx one wouldn’t play but I’ll try iy again in the morn.

    Sly & Robbie and Spicey was very good, never heard it before.

    Not smoking, should I be?

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      You should never smoke. It’s very bad for you.

      Skip that Chronixx track.
      You’ll find it again if you look into his other stuff. And you should.
      He has a beautiful voice, like Sizzla Kalonji and Gregory Isaacs rolled into one, tied up with Garnett Silk.
      Here it is again, without Major Lazer.
      (Cautionary NSFW warning for the video. Just keep your eyes closed.)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olu5q-rZmok

    2. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      If anyone has any questions about how many comments I post late at night, relax.

      I only do it to make you late for work.
      If you even ask the question you’re playing into my hands.

      You shouldn’t be reading this.
      Look at the clock.

      1. Deluded

        People work at different times. We also have people posting from different time zones.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Oh hello.
          Have you just woken up?
          (I won’t address you by your ‘name’ in case you take it the wrong way.)

          I’m just trawling this thread before I head to bed, making sure I leave nobody out.
          I too thorough. I should skip the likes of you, but I don’t.

  13. Catherine McEntee

    Very good Mr bad. It’s kinda hypnotic if you know whereI’m coming from, I can see the attraction, great drinking music – God help your neighbours lol.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I know what you mean.
      My neighbours are constantly complaining about the volume of the music, particularly the bass.

      Fupp them…
      If they aren’t prepared to pay towards the price of more speakers they’ll have to settle for what they get.
      I’m happy. My walls are shaking.

      1. Catherine McEntee

        Lol, isnt there a Noise Abatement Department in Dublin Council? They’ll be on your tail.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Can you get a grant for more speakers?
          I never looked into it meself.
          -Sure I can’t even hear people knocking at the door as it is.
          I see no need or reason for an upgrade.

          Anyway, I made a mix.
          Now I’m going to upload it and come back as fast as I can with a link.
          (I’m gonna try Soundcloud first. Better options welcome. I haven’t got a clue.)

  14. Catherine McEntee

    The sheik is about, get your lighter back ftom him.

    Cheers for all the seranading reggea tunes, it’s been an experience.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      I love how you deliberately misspell the words that mean the most to me Catherine.
      I admire your boldness.

      I wasn’t going to, but when you’re finished interrupting me I’m going to upload a KILLA mix of REGGAE songs and I’m going to call it ‘Catherine’s Mix’.
      (I was going to upload it. I just changed the name.)

      I’m not good at this.
      It might take some time.

      2. Catherine McEntee

        My spelling’s gone to pot as I don’t write anymore, love the way it annoys you though, you should never let anyone know your weak spots – big mistake.

        1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

          Hah…
          Weak points…

          I have only one weak point and that’s my inability to use exclamation points.
          I haven’t mentioned it for about a year. I think everyone’s forgotten.

          I DID use an exclamation point last week or the week before. Can’t remember. I was using someone else’s computer at the time. I felt liberated, momentarily.

          Apart from that I don’t know what you’re talking about.

          1. Catherine McEntee

            I do’t know what you’re talking about half the time so deal with it ;-)

  15. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    Broadsheet…
    Please don’t delete the above if you haven’t already done it.

    This site needs more love and comedy.
    I’m not narcissistic. I’m just bored.

    I could go ‘wah, wah, wah…this site is not as good as it used to be…’, etc…etc.
    I don’t do that.

    You wouldn’t like me if I did that.
    -Let it pass.

    If you’re kind to me I’ll write something mind-blowing for you.
    No messing.

  16. Catherine McEntee

    Mindblowing – what a compilation!!!!!! Me and my cat were in seventh heaven bobbing away to it ;-)

    Thanks for uploading your portrait as the background, I knew you’d put the Westmeath Examiner front cover line-up to shame – YOU IS DE MANNNN!!!!! Cutesy little grin and everything, I can die a happy woman now…..

  17. Catherine McEntee

    Ps. when you get the time, could you put together a mix of Adele’s song ‘Hello’ and Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s ‘Young Blood’ with something of your liking thrown in? Or would that be a big ask?

    See what you can do.

        1. Lush

          Yes, you regularly make me late for work.
          But I thank you for the smile you put on my face.

          1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Don’t thank me.
            It’s my job.

            I mean I’m at work. I’m getting paid while I do this, not necessarily FOR doing it, but still getting paid.
            And if you squint your eyes…

  18. Catherine McEntee

    No worries, stay where you are.

    Reminds me of the time I put my occupation down on some online site as ‘Undertaker & Candlestick Maker’, before I knew where I was people had placed a load of orders for candles – I’d only added the Candlestick Maker bit to jazz it up a wee bit.

    1. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

      @ Elizabeth Mainwaring;
      You sound posh.
      I don’t know what you’re looking for but I’m willing to help you find it.

          3. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

            Stop it Bertie.
            I like you, so far.

            I have only ONE guise.
            Nobody has ever impersonated me.
            I don’t know where you’re coming from with an accusation like that.
            I have guile, yet I’m not as omnipresent as I pretend I am.
            You should stop believing me.
            I’m a good liar. It looks like I’m always here. I’m hardly ever here.

            Love and chocolate.
            You deserve it.

      1. Disasta

        I’m at the stage where I can crack the majority open without breaking the flesh inside. But rarely do I get one that has a good taste of coconut. I remember when in Asia or Australia they had a strong flavour.

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