Such as….. Persecution by religious nuts…. and…. ehh…. um…. Well, that’s about it, really.
ahjayzis
Stretch marks, figure-loss, haemorrhoids are tragic problems my mother reminds me of every time I’m a bastard to her :’o(
She was wed though, I can only imagine the damage an ungodly pregnancy can wreak.
mildred st. meadowlark
You see the fires of help while bosco laughs hysterically, and all around you chant ‘The power of Chris compels thee.’
Personal experience.
Ultach
Why was this valuable advice not available in my day!
Gorev Mahagut
ONCE upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
Which advised young randy Billys to avoid all boobs and willies,
Lest Christ’s disapproval make their reputation sore.
“Who wrote this crap?” I muttered, “What ignorant old bore?”
Quoth the Raven, “Narramore”.
Janet, I ate my avatar
petting reputation
Skeptik
Going around patting people on the head and saying “awww” will give you a right reputation.
Janet, I ate my avatar
always in the direction of hair growth
Mulder
Well if the bible says it.
Remember, still relevant, to-day, after ehh, 2000 years or more.
In the olden times, when folk lived in caves or mud huts.
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‘ THEN’S WHEN THE CONTROL COMES IN ‘
This
“all the tragic problems of unmarried pregnancy”
Such as….. Persecution by religious nuts…. and…. ehh…. um…. Well, that’s about it, really.
Stretch marks, figure-loss, haemorrhoids are tragic problems my mother reminds me of every time I’m a bastard to her :’o(
She was wed though, I can only imagine the damage an ungodly pregnancy can wreak.
You see the fires of help while bosco laughs hysterically, and all around you chant ‘The power of Chris compels thee.’
Personal experience.
Why was this valuable advice not available in my day!
ONCE upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
Which advised young randy Billys to avoid all boobs and willies,
Lest Christ’s disapproval make their reputation sore.
“Who wrote this crap?” I muttered, “What ignorant old bore?”
Quoth the Raven, “Narramore”.
petting reputation
Going around patting people on the head and saying “awww” will give you a right reputation.
always in the direction of hair growth
Well if the bible says it.
Remember, still relevant, to-day, after ehh, 2000 years or more.
In the olden times, when folk lived in caves or mud huts.