14 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. Sam

    It’s scary there’s less than a month
    till the Donald’s the man at the front
    He’ll have nukes galore
    Yet still shouts for more
    A clueless and dangerous twunt.

    The policy news comes by tweet
    From a guy who is never discreet
    Did he ask an advisor?
    Or just act like the Kaiser?
    His soundbyte’s a rising drumbeat.

  2. Daddy

    Trump is the ultimate Hipster. He wants to bring us back to the 80s when everything was nuclear arms race and brown and metallic gold.

  3. Spagnolia von Hoop

    ‘Come they told me, pa Trump ta ta Trump
    A new born King to see, pa Trump ta ta Trump’

  4. sǝɯǝɯʇɐpɐq

    ‘Glad tidings’ is what I would bring
    If I thought there was still such a thing
    But a guy who is orange
    Plans to make the sky orange *

    * – Sorry… I’ll start again.

    When Putin said, ”Donald, c’mere…
    I’ve something you might like to hear…
    – Me and you steal the loot
    They won’t give a hoot
    If the state that they live in is FEAR.”

    Donald replied, via Twitter,
    ”I hope that you will not feel bitter
    That plan’s extremely great
    You’re me best mate
    But I’m busy with my baby-sitter”

  5. Nigel

    It was only a twitter tale
    Just another twitter tale
    And why should the world take notice
    Of one more Trump detail?
    A race to start world war three
    It meant a lot to Putin and me
    On a global thermonuclear scale
    It was just another twitter tale.

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