A Limerick A Day

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Eamon Dunphy (right) was left mid-interview by pro-life advocate John Waters

It’s clear that we’re having a week
Where people have strong words to speak
But what else can one do
Except turn the air blue
When the whole country’s lost up shit creek?

John Moynes

Pics: RTE/Rollingnews

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13 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. scottser

    i think we should all ‘do a waters’ at some stage today, and storm out of a meeting or a phone call or somesuch leaving a stream of invective behind you. at starbucks maybe or later on at home when the mrs wants to watch shortland street just launch into one and storm out of the room. i’d say we’d all feel much better. here, i’ll start;
    YE’RE ALL A BUNCH O FUPN TWINKLES, LYING BOO BOOS, GO FLIP YOURSELVES YE PACK OF SILLIES!

    1. Martco

      @scottser just don’t do it at work or you might find you’ll be too busy out looking for a new job to vote

      oh & as ever…VOTE YES!

      1. scottser

        ah no, not at work. but say someone asks you for directions, or the time. or you go into a shop for a pint of milk. start as normal, get muddled and confused, then fly off the handle and turn the air blue as you storm off.

  2. missred

    I finally listened to the recording properly last night. Ten minutes of ho-hum stuff then escalated quickly due to Waters’ lack of preparation (he’s a journalist so he has no excuse). What got me was the bit about wearing a black cap in a polling booth, is this a thing down in Roscommon?

    1. Martco

      I met Waters once years ago, he came around to my house for a sunny summer family thing, I didn’t know who he was at the time & made a very minor faux pas which unleashed a breathtaking arrogance outa him. serious weirdo. not surprised about a lot of his collateral damages.

    2. scottser

      matt cooper played on the radio yesterday, just the highlight. what was more gas was dunphy pleading with him. he came off as pretty pathetic tbh.

  3. Topsy

    Well done John Waters – it was about time someone called out that obnoxious. self important, opinionated, odious turd – that is Dunphy.

    1. Braaap

      Well done? The man didn’t have the patience or brain capacity to consider the challenges posed to him by a logical extension of his argument and stormed off like a hormonal teenager!

  4. Johnny Keenan

    I was chatting an ole lad on a park bench in Kilkenny Castle. After obligatory small talk about the weather and hurling the conversation turned to the referendum.
    What happened next can only be described as a
    #JohnWatersShedMoment

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