If you’re worried you may be a host
For an evil and troubling ghost
Don’t fret, there’s a team
Who’ll roll out a scheme
To cleanse you down by the south coast
John Moynes
Pic: Warner Bros.
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Everything. As It Happens.
*titter*
Good old Phonsie eh? Next time I get done for speeding or a parking fine, can I use the defence that “Satan made me do it”? I know it gets the likes of Brendan Smyth a new parish under canon law, but does it have any real world uses?
The problem isn’t that I’m lethargified
Or eating too many of the carbohyds
This indolent torpidity
Is from demonic activity
So I think I’d better get myself exorciesd.
*exorcised*