Defence Visual Information Distribution Service (a communications service for the US military) has apologised after a tweet (above) appeared to threaten people visiting Area 51 (top).
There’s an area called 51
And some folk decided, for fun,
To go take a look
The army were shook
And threatened them with a big gun
John Moynes
Top pic: Getty
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Jesus Christ almighty – a joke response to a joke raid, and people are getting their knickers in a twist about it; we truly have run out of things to be offended by.
(also in defence of my generation, I’m pretty sure that raiding Area 51 is more of a Generation Z concern than a millennial one)
A fly over with a B-2 would have been perfect.
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
They should allow them to storm the base, but just have a huge jobs expo / ‘join the army’ stands in all the secret hangers.
That’ll learn ’em!!
If they went for an epic full-on anarchic alien-lovers versus tight-ass military unit dance-off I think it would finally trigger the benevolent intergalactic empire to stage an intervention.
Millennial fail done.