The Late Late Show host Ryan Tubridy has denied using the ‘F-word’ during last Friday’s Toy Show

If your fizzy drink gives you a scare
While working with kids be aware
Of the one golden rule:
Make sure you keep your cool
And as well as that don’t fucking swear

John Moynes

RTÉ

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22 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. ReproBertie

    I thought he said boo boos rather than the word I can’t say here but that can be included in the limerick above.

      1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

        it’s not difficult, if you let it slip, I always said this is grown up language, you get to use it when you are 18 and not before, job done no drama

      1. millie loves leather

        Ah now Janet. Surely the little lad with the fragile bones warmed your heart just a little.

        1. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

          I actually have kinda mixed feelings about the voyeuristic aspect of this kind of thing I’m not really able to articulate, I just know I have a viseral discomfort that usually lets me know I’m doing something wrong,
          plus the auld waterworks are a bit too leaky at the moment to be trusted, cried at an add the other day.

          1. v AKA Frilly Keane

            Well Janie
            Lemme tell you now girl

            you better deal with those mixed feelings and whathaveya
            because tis all ahead of ya

            even the repeats, and playing them again and again until the following September
            when you can distract with Halloween costumes and Disney crap

            and before you know it you’ll have another new episode on top of ye
            and you’ll have your advent calendars ate by the first ad break
            like the rest of us

            You won’t be getting out of this one lady
            so suck it up like the rest of us
            +Barnie & The Wiggles

          2. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            nope,nope, nope, the boys managed without telly so will herself,
            once those yokes go on they seem to stay on, no one talks, reads, plays games, helps to cook, noise pollution so it is,
            don’t get me started on tellies in the bedroom, one thing I don’t like about hotel rooms,
            mass generalising I know but I can’t stand them :)

          3. Janet, dreams of an alternate universe

            sorry that was a reply to V
            something weird going on with comments disappearing and reappearing today lads

  2. GiggidyGoo

    Wouldn’t surprise me if one of the props people shook the fanta bottle for a couple of minutes before the show.

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