A man was sentenced to three years in prison after illegally obtaining a coronavirus relief loan and using more than $57,000 of the money to buy a collectible Pokémon card
A fellow who found it quite hard
To say no to a Pokémon card
Got his hands on a stash
Of charity cash
And spent it on a Charizard
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“I spent most of my dough on booze, broads and boats and the rest I wasted.”