A Limerick A Day

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Commercial weed killer is a go-to for many gardeners, but it is not worth the convenience, particularly for pet owners, experts say

Any gardener plagued by a weed
Must take action, it’s widely agreed
But some cures you can get
Can be bad for a pet
So vinegar’s just what you need

John Moynes

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13 thoughts on “A Limerick A Day

  1. TenPin Terry

    Ah, the British bulldog.
    A fine Shutterstock choice for the weekend that’s in it.
    Am I the only one to notice ?

    Muwahahahaha.

    1. paul

      probably just one of the most vulnerable breeds to being adversely affected by weed killers. Awful breathing and heart conditions being almost a guarantee for Bulldogs due to a history of destructive breeding practices. How appropriate.

    2. scottser

      ‘a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle’.
      that’s your missis that is.

        1. scottser

          using gay as an insult?
          you’re a living 70s english sit-com stereotype, one-trick terry.

          1. TenPin Terry

            Touched a raw nerve old boy ?
            ” I think your missus is fat and smelly but if you call me gay I’m going to stamp my feet and squeam and squeam and squeam. ”
            Dry your eyes And Dumber™. No-one gives a toss what you think.
            Consider yourself pwned.

          2. scottser

            fat tan terry turns to his pork pie.
            ‘i told that stupid paddy, didn’t i porkie?’
            fat tan terry takes another bite and feels down over his ever expanding stomach to find his every shrinking manhood for another lunchtime crywank.

          3. TenPin Terry

            Red-bottomed monkey flinging his crap around his cage.
            What a joy to behold.

            Hehx3™

          4. TenPin Terry

            Well if you’re that proud of it we’ll have to have a new name for you.
            Scutter™ it is.

            Hehx3™

          5. scottser

            So you’ll think of me every time you get a whiff of your fragrant missis?
            How sweet.

  2. Sailor Jerry

    If by that you mean Glycophosphate, I think we might have actually some point of agreement.

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