Who needs the bogger-next-door.
When you can have the boy-next-door?
If you live in Dalkey.
Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum
That’s right. Charles Stewart Parnell.
Kidding. Fergus Finlay, of course.
He beat Emily O’Reilly and Fergal Quinn in a ‘Call Joe’ Poll a few minutes ago.
Kathryn’s beaten Lucy Kennedy by a 20% margin.
(Gaelick.com – our Website of the Day)
Via ‘Northsider’.
“Did I get into Commerce? You wouldn’t mind checking the website? Ta.”
ROFLMCAO!
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Site is still down.
A “malicious attack” or sloppy webmastering?
Karl’s Verdict: “I‘d be leaning towards hacker. they’d get their infrastructure via HEAnet (they provide all the big IT stuff for schools and universities) and those lads (HEA techs) are pretty good. they’d know how to manage today’s traffic.”
Yup. The dude who made it all happen.
They know you know.
“So it is being reported that the CAO website is down due to a “cyber attack”. That’s bull, the site is down because thousands and thousands of students are trying to get onto to see if they screwed up their future and the idiot people who run the site didn’t build the server to be able to take that many people, so it crashed. Its not a DDoS (Distributed Denial of Service) attack people, the CAO web people didn’t think their server and hosting through. Looks like of you want your results right now, you’ll have to fork out €1.50 for a paper…”
Hmm. More as we get it.
It’s down again.
These guys are good.
So good they don’t need a degree.
As judged by geezer cable channel Dave.
1) Tim Vine (above) “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.”
2) David Gibson “I’m currently dating a couple of anorexics. Two birds, one stone.”
3) Emo Philips “I picked up a hitch hiker. You’ve got to when you hit them.”
4) Jack Whitehall “I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say ‘bought’, I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid.”
5) Gary Delaney “As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.”
6) John Bishop “Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.”
7) Bo Burnham “What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.”
8) Gary Delaney “Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it’s what he would have wanted.”
9) Robert White “For Vanessa Feltz, life is like a box of chocolates: Empty.”
10) Gareth Richards “Wooden spoons are great. You can either use them to prepare food. Or, if you can’t be bothered with that, just write a number on one and walk into a pub…”