Author Archives: John Moynes


Passengers leave a train bound for London this morning

In Britain a chap on a train
Stood up and began to explain
That sodomite ways
Can cause transport delays
And give travelers no end of pain.

John Moynes

Pic: Get Surrey

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner, who has died aged 91

There once was a fellow called Hugh
Who made all his own dreams come true
He sold magazines
In which young beauty queens
Lay in poses that verged on the blue.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

The vast class of people who tweet
Are in for an unwanted treat
Though Jack thinks it’s better
To double your letter
Count, users are rather downbeat.

John Moynes

North Korea’s Foreign Minister Ri Yong Ho

First Washington’s orange skinned bore
Took to twitter to cause an uproar
But then Ri Yong Ho
Threatened violence and so
The White House backed down from a war.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

Following his defeat to Floyd Mayweather, Conor McGregor brought a bottle of ‘Notorious’ to the post fight press conference

If you’re fond of violence and booze
You mightn’t like this morning’s news
McGregor’s new drink
Looks like to sink
In a trademark fight he’s bound to lose.

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

North Korea leader Kim Jong Un denouncing US President Donald Trump in a television address yesterday

As tensions continue to soar
Our hero has let out a roar
His great words inspire,
He’ll tame Donald with fire
And the West doesn’t know what’s in store.

John Moynes

Pic: Korean Central News Agency

Arlene Foster, leader of the Democratic Unionist Party

The DUP leader Arlene
Is a caring and sharing cailín
But that Irish word
By her can’t be heard
Or she’ll have to kick up a scene

John Moynes

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