In politics life can be rough
And making ends meet can be tough
So let everyone say
Our betters need pay
And yet more pay, they don’t get enough.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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A female peacock goes on the rampage yesterday at a California liquor store
It can be a tedious bore
To toil in a small liquor store
But it gets lively when
An angry peahen
Throws all of the booze on the floor
John Moynes
Top: Adult TV stars Alexa Brooke (centre) and Vicky Nami in Westport, County Mayo yesterday and Colm Flynn of RTÉ One’s Today with Maura and Dáith meet the models
Phones ringing late in the night
Gave the people of Westport a fright
Callers seeking flirtation
With girls from Babestation
Could not get the diallng code right.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Greyhound Clares Rocket receives the Doire Construction Champion Stakes Trophy
Some bright spark thought he’d line his pocket
By stealing a dog called Clares Rocket
To cut to the chase
He’s got egg on his face
And his name’s on a Circuit Court docket.
John Moynes
Pic: Riverside Kennels
Donald Trump and running mate, Indiana Governor Mike Pence on CBS’ Sixty Minutes
The unfortunate Governor Pence
Is ambitious, but also quite dense
He went on TV
To the Democrat’s glee
His discomfort was clear and intense.
John Moynes
Pic: CBS