Jeremy Clarkson

You can’t say it’s been a good week,
For the old right wing motoring geek,
He’s lost his big role,
Now he’s facing the dole,
And a session in front of a beak.

John Moynes

(BBC)

There seems to be something amiss,
Our teenagers aren’t on the piss,
They must lack the cash,
To go on the lash,
I can’t see what else could cause this.

John Moynes

(Rex)

Jeremy Clarkson

It’s your chance to go out and cheer,
For two of the lads from Top Gear,
The other was rude,
When handed cold food,
So Jeremy will not appear.

John Moynes

(Rex)

Our Six Nations dreams all came true,
As Europe’s best team battled through,
When they easily got,
The best of the Scot.
The gentlemen also won too.

John Moynes

(IrishRugby.ie/Inpho)

Ryanair CEO Michael O’Leary

If Washington is a place where,
You’d go if you got a low fare,
It’s you should know,
You might get there, though,
You won’t make it with Ryanair.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

A platter of fresh tiger meat,
Is every gourmet’s favourite treat,
But when you tuck in,
To a fresh pangolin,
That’s a pleasure that cannot be beat.

John Moynes

(National Geographic)

Westmoreland Street, Dublin last night

As St Patrick’s Day turned to night,
We were faced with the old fashioned sight,
Of those who appear,
To be full of beer,
Enjoying a puke and a fight.

John Moynes

Pic: Caroline Quinn

Update:

Bleurgh.

(see comments)

Temple Bar, Dublin yesterday

A pious young taffy called Pat,
Many years ago told his chums that,
He’d work as a slave,
Then stay on to save,
The Irish, and wear a big hat.

John Moynes

(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

Ireland rugby captain Paul O’Connell in Cardiff on Saturday

You might want to skip the details,
Of Ireland’s defeat against Wales,
The Grand Slam is dead,
There’s a long week ahead,
Of southsiders biting their nails.

John Moynes

(RTE)