Love/Hate actors, from left: Charlie Murphy, Laurence Kinlan and Aoibhinn McGinnity
Now foreigners can watch Love/Hate,
Will all of them start to equate,
Our country with thugs,
Who kill and deal drugs,
And swear at a furious rate?
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
We finally have a day when,
We can all spare a thought for the men,
So if you have one,
Make sure he has fun,
And let him speak now and again.
John Moynes
Pop tykes recording Do They Know It’s Christmas
Bob Geldof has gathered a throng,
Of pop stars to sing a bad song,
All for charity,
Perhaps it’s time he,
Asked the locals, who think he is wrong.
John Moynes
(YouTube)
Paul Murphy is rather bizarre,
If he thinks it’s not going too far,
To whip up a crowd,
‘Till they hurl abuse loud,
And try to flip over a car.
John Moynes
Sinn Féin TD Mary Lou McDonald last night
A Deputy called Mary Lou,
Wouldn’t leave when the chair asked her to,
Remaining quite calm,
She threw toys from her pram,
‘Till the rest of the chamber withdrew.
John Moynes
(Leah Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
When asked if they’re willing to stay,
At work on their own holiday,
Almost eight percent will,
Keep toiling until,
They’re worn out, exhausted and grey.
John Moynes
(Shutterstock)
The Gardaí are having a laugh,
When they say that they solve almost half,
Of this country’s crimes,
At the best of times,
They do half that, it says on this graph.
John Moynes
(Garda Inspectorate)
If you are employed to make food,
It’s normally thought of as rude,
To sneak off and cram,
Your face full of jam,
Tarts somewhere you can be viewed.
John Moynes
Pic: GettNOMNOMNOM
In Mayo there’s many a cow,
Feeling rather frustrated right now,
And Benjy the bull,
Is facing a cull,
‘Cause he wouldn’t get up on a Frau.
John Moynes
(Getty)
