Author Archives: John Moynes

UK Tory Party leadership hopeful Boris Johnson apparently called the French “turds” during a fly-on-the-wall documentary about his time as Foreign Secretary.

I do find it rather absurd
That the BBC censored a word
To help a blonde freak
Take them all up the creek
With no paddle, just one massive turd

John Moynes

Pic: Rollingnews

UK Tory party leadership candidates, from left: Boris Johnson, Jeremy Hunt, Michael Gove, Sajid Javid and Rory Stewart take part in a BBC television debate last night

Five candidates made their appeal
To try to get Tories to feel
That soon, if and when
They move to Number 10
They’re best placed to get a no deal

John Moynes

Pic: AFP