This morning our news must begin,
With the end of ex-minister Quinn,
Who’ll replace old Ho Chi?
First we must wait and see,
If Alex or Joan gets the win.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Author Archives: John Moynes
If you’re not in the mood for a scare,
Two hundred feet up in the air,
I beg and implore,
Don’t go to Tramore,
Who knows how long you’ll be stuck there?
John Moynes
Old statues will get knocks and cracks,
But they’re patching her up, so relax,
Though some think they are,
Going just a bit far,
By giving poor Molly a wax.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
There’s no reason a groom or a bride,
Should be forced to go indoors and hide,
Apart from the rain,
Can you really explain,
Why they shouldn’t get married outside?
John Moynes
Pic via 100layercake
While Reilly is on his way out,
He’s still quite convinced beyond doubt,
That a sharp hike in price,
Will save us from vice,
So stock up on black market snout.
John Moynes
(Photocall Ireland)
Make sure that tonight you don’t see,
Any more than two hours of TV,
Because sitting around,
Might put you in the ground,
So spend the time on your PC.
John Moynes
(AP)
[Luke ‘Ming’ Flanagan MEP]
I’m delighted to hear that young Ming,
Is going to keep all of the bling,
It’s his contribution,
To the revolution,
What a noble and generous thing.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall ireland)
[Damien Dempsey]
There’s always a risk you’ll be drowned,
In a river, while splashing around,
So it’s really quite neat,
When some guy with a sheet,
Gets you safely back on to dry ground.
John Moynes
(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
Each face in the place bore a smile,
As Aengus was walked down the aisle,
By the legendary Anne,
To team up with his man,
That’s how to get married in style.
John Moynes
(RTE)
Let all honest people proclaim,
That it’s always a heartbreaking shame,
To see neighbours let,
Two balls into their net,
While playing their own bloody game.
John Moynes
(AP)