I pity you if you’re a ghost
You’ve got a few months at the most
To count pennies and save
Up for a new grave
Because next year your home will be toast
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
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The people of Toronto town,
Accidentally elected a clown,
But they thought there’s no way,
That he’d stand up and say,
That his missus quite likes to go down.
John Moynes
PA
When Martin said he would employ,
That cuddly old bogeyman Roy,
We all knew, in a flash,
The impending car crash,
Would fill the newspapers with joy.
John Moynes
(Irish Sun)
The Indo says you’re doing great,
If you’ve managed to score more than eight,
If not you’ll lose face,
For it seems it’s a race,
So hurry before it’s too late.
John Moynes
Infographic via: The Ray D’Arcy Show, Today FM
Poor Bertie is finding life hard,
And the public are leaving him scarred,
But Minister Shatter,
Says this doesn’t matter,
He can pay for his own bodyguard.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
All of the papers agreed,
That some Cyrus is just what they need,
Though it has to be said,
She’s no clothes left to shed,
So instead she just sparked up some weed.
John Moynes
Pic: Billboard
That jolly old mayor Rob Ford,
Decided it’s time he explored,
What’s it like to smoke crack,
Now he’s under attack,
And his future has gone overboard.
John Moynes
Pic: Guardian
This morning the brightest and best,
Are all lining up to invest,
In twitter. It’s funny,
It’s always lost money,
They all must be easily impressed.
John Moynes
Pic: Guardian
Admit it, we all like to see,
English soap operas on TV3,
But now it seems Corrie,
Without saying sorry,
Will soon run off to UTV.
John Moynes
Remember that Fine Gael hack,
Who didn’t like skin that was black?
Well it turns out that Naas,
Is a forgiving place,
And the blueshirts have welcomed him back.
John Moynes