There was soccer last night on TV,
And I hear it was painful to see,
It seems that old Trap,
Has turned dreams in to crap,
But oh, this means nothing to me.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
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In these harsh times we must sink or swim,
So thank God for philanthropist Jim,
Who’ll keep the upper class,
Far from any impasse,
If they find out their wallets are slim.
John Moynes
Pic: Friel Stafford
The fans gave one hell of a roar,
And watched to see who would score more,
Then “Hip, Hip, Hooray!”
Shouted the GAA,
We can sell them all tickets once more.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
It’s all going pear shaped for Dave,
As he jets off to Russia to save,
What’s left of his job,
But the hapless old snob,
Heard Vladimir digging his grave.
John Moynes
(Reuters)
A Senate committee endorse,
The deployment of limited force,
In the middle east,
I suppose it’s the least,
They can do. Will it work? Why, of course.
John Moynes
(AFP)
I’ll confess that my face turned quite pale,
When I heard that John Waters got jail,
For asserting his right,
To be a selfish shite,
And then charging to moan and to wail.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
After all of the bluster and spin,
Today we’d find out who would win,
Would Sean or old Pat,
Be the king of the chat?
I haven’t a clue. I slept in.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
So the British have said No to war,
Despite the clear fact there is more,
Bad news on the way,
From the east every day,
But we’ve got what we were looking for.
John Moynes
(Reuters)
How often do zombies complain,
That they cannot maintain their food chain?
Now some chaps in a lab,
Have taken a stab,
At inventing a GMO brain.
John Moynes
Pic: ScientificAmerican