A man with a rod and a hook,,
To a reasonable person might look,
Like they’re fishing for Coley,
But not to Joe Crowley,
Who assumes that they’re hunting for duck.
John Moynes
Pic via Limerick Leader
Author Archives: John Moynes
Once more it seems women who write,
Face the threat of a bomb in the night,
Some losers on twitter,
Have now got so bitter,
They get off on causing a fright.
John Moynes
(@GraceDent)
Legendary broadcaster Pat,
Has finally decided that,
He’ll go take a walk,
To the land of Newstalk,
And work for our favourite fat cat.
John Moynes
(James Horan/Photocall Ireland)
Branding for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia
A Russian lawmaker has said the ‘gay propaganda’ law will remain enforced during the Sochi Winter Olympic Games in 2014.
Vitaly Milonov, co-sponsor of the ‘non-traditional relationships’ bill, said the government cannot decide when to selectively enforce the law.
It comes as the International Olympic Committee said the Russian government had ‘assured’ them all athletes and spectators will be safe from arrest.
Russian lawmaker: We will arrest gay athletes, tourists at Olympic Games (Gay Star News)
In the heavens the Pope yesterday,
Took a moment to openly say,
That the scriptures have shown,
That if you sleep alone,
Then he really can’t judge if you’re gay.
John Moynes
There’s many an internet ape,
Who think they can threaten to rape,
Any woman they choose,
But the coppers refuse,
To let these vile scumbags escape.
John Moynes
Pic: Telegraph
I really should count up the ways,
I’m disgusted with Minister Hayes,
As he sits giving out,
With his arrogant pout-
Forget it, I’d be here for days.
John Moynes
(Oireachtas.ie)
Despite Primetime’s hidden-cam tape,
Our creches are still in poor shape,
And the staff at Giraffe,
Must be having a laugh,
If they’re letting two toddlers escape.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
As it doesn’t have a ‘Like’ button.
Cayova, a new social media platform from a number of ‘boffins’ based in Stillorgan, Co Dublin.
It does all the Facebook stuff, but the user gets to keep copyright on everything they post.
And you can delete anything you want, at any time.
Oh, and they have a lovely little app that lets you track which online ad agencies are storing data about you.
Which is nice.
Pop over to Cayova.com before it goes mainstream.