If I don’t get medicinal booze,
Before long I will blow a fuse,
Why am I so uptight?
I just don’t think it’s right,
That “COUPLE HAVE BABY” is news.
John Moynes
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It’s rather unfair to Chris Froome,
For everybody to assume,
His cycling skill,
Came from a pill,
Or a potion that helps him to zoom.
John Moynes
(AFP)
This summer has been a good one,
We all frolicked and baked in the sun,
Now we’re facing a drought,
As the water runs out,
Which doesn’t sound like too much fun.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
Happy birthday to Nelson Mandela,
That brave and intelligent fella,
Who has reached ninety five,
Though he’s barely alive,
And looking increasingly yella.
John Moynes
(AFP)
This latest indulgence completes,
The package of Vatican treats,
You can get a quick bail,
From the afterlife jail,
If you follow Francis’s tweets.
John Moynes
(Reuters)
Spare a thought for the poor tax exile,
Sent away from this Emerald Isle,
It’s almost as though,
They don’t pay what they owe,
Can we not let them stay, just a while?
John Moynes
(Zimbio)
Now Sinn Féin have washed their hands clean,
Of that rebellious fellow Toibín,
For a moment I feared,
He’d joined The Disappeared,
No, he’s taking a break from the scene.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Tom Barry thought it would be gas,
To slap a TD on the ass,
At twenty to three,
While live on TV,
Would he do such a thing while at mass?
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
In the midst of this hellish heat-spurt,
Some overpaid Met Eireann squirt,
Has chosen this time,
To use words that don’t rhyme,
And issued an “orange” alert.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
I’ve no proof but I’m certain that this,
Unnamed writer was out on the piss,
When they got very sad,
And said it was bad,
When two chaps decided to kiss.
John Moynes