Surely by now you’ll have heard,
That they’ve dug up King Richard the Third,
No more will the boffins,
Go poking in coffins,
For they’ve found out where he was interred.
John Moynes
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Beyonce has caused quite a stink,
By confessing that she did lip-synch,
The national song,
Some folk say that’s wrong,
That she’s brought the U.S. to the brink.
John Moynes
(Kevin Mazur)
Some boffins have spotted a trend,
They know that you fancy your friend,
Now instead of a “poke”,
You can download their yoke,
And attend to your friend in the end.
John Moynes
(Cnet)
Meet outside Leinster House at half four to protest against this savage and heartless delay.
Bad news for socialist Clare,
Coming home from a family affair,
Now she’s in hot water,
With whiskey. They caught her,
Out driving while the worse for wear.
John Moynes
Earlier: The Daly What
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
Finally.
So let’s have a look at the English version.
Ah.
That is the English version, etc.
China Basks In Newly Published Finnegans Wake (Shanghai Daily)
Beatrix, the old Orange Queen,
Has departed the Dutch royal scene,
And now her son Will,
Will take over until,
The Dutch realise their system’s obscene.
John Moynes
(Metropol)
I’ll admit that I shouted “Oh Damn,
This Slovenian mobile phone scam!”
And what really galls,
Is I missed the sex calls,
WIth a hot European madame.
John Moynes
(Getty)
You wouldn’t get that in Stoneybatter.
Stoney.
Nevermind.
Waterford City within the last 20 minutes.