4G, 5G and data radio relay antennas on a Vodafone mast in Berlin, Germany
We all know how tough life can be
When you’re facing a threat you can’t see
But it also makes sense
That you’d have to be dense
To blame all of this on 5G
John Moynes
Reuters
Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II during her televised address in relation to the coronavirus epidemic last night
Every Brit stared at their TV screen
To watch as an elderly queen
Instructed the masses
To sit on their asses
And remember to keep their hands clean
John Moynes
PA
Meanwhile…
I, for one, would like to thank the Queen for making her royal address and providing the nation with something it sorely needs right now…
The perfect Photoshop bait… pic.twitter.com/dU0CIATWs1
— Peter Chiykowski respects the Queen, I promise (@rockpapercynic) April 5, 2020
Ah here.
Boffins identified subtle changes in the face of a mouse when it shows various emotions
Some scientists think that it’s nice
To do painful testing on mice
To see how they react
And here’s an odd fact:
It’s not science till they do it twice.
John Moynes
Pic: Journal of Science
Long-term Isolation may lead to excessive boozing. boffins have warned
Some medical experts now think
That we’re all having too much to drink
Well it’s certainly true
There’s not much else to do
I wonder could there be a link
John Moynes
Pic; Alamy
Goats roam the Welsh town of Llandudno yesterday during the coronavirus lockdown
For weeks we’ve been locked up all day
With nothing to do or to say
Now we’ve got anecdotes
Of a town full of goats
And right now that’s cause to shout “Hooray”
John Moynes
PA
On this date in eighteen ninety nine
It was France’s big moment to shine
So they showed of their power
By opening a tower
With a curious metal design
John Moynes
Pixabay
The Impossible Burger was one of the first plant based meat alternatives
It’s really an impressive feat
To make vegetables look like meat
So boffins now make
A mushroomy steak
Is that something that you’d want to eat?
John Moynes
Getty
Tim Martin, Chairman of Weatherspoons pub chain, came under fire as he said the company would not cover staff wages from the coronavirus
A gammon-faced arsehole called Tim
(Who’s unpleasant and seriously dim)
Thinks it’s a good laugh
To shit on his staff
His soul, like his pubs, is just grim.
John Moynes
Pic: Catering Today
O’Connell Street, Dublin 1 yesterday
Though there’s plenty of bad news around
This country won’t crash to the ground
You’ll soon go back to work
For a capitalist jerk
As our fundaments are all still sound
John Moynes
Northern Ireland First mInister Arlene Foster (left) and Deputy First Minister Michelle O’ Neill yesterday
The Stormont executive choose
The shops that the public can use
But can people go on
With off licenses gone?
It’s a diktat that doesn’t amuse.
John Moynes
Press Eye
