Author Archives: Niall Murphy

So you’ve got some wretched tune lodged in your brain and can’t stop humming it?

Relief is at hand. UnHearIt will replace it with another, randomly selected nugget of audio-poison.

It’s a service. Of sorts.

Yes. Exactly.

Manufacturer, MojoWijo (which has also released a baffling and weirdly SFW promotional video) has this to say:

The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo’s patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device – in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)

Can’t sleep. Claw’s gonna get me. Can’t sleep. Claw’s gonna get me.

UPDATE: They’re doing beta-testing! Run!

Zero Views is the worst website on the internet, but for all the right reasons.

The publisher trawls YouTube for videos with absolutely no hits (and for most of them, it’s obvious why). Of course, once they appear on the site, they start getting hits, thereby rising from obscurity.

A case in point is Fat Ass Dancing (below). Zero hits last Wednesday. 53,596 hits yesterday.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNw5HythV24&feature=player_embedded

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwnz9B1xClE

Beautiful Barcelona has a serious pigeon infestation. In an attempt to slow the inexorable coating of every statue and steeple with guano, the city employs these guys.

They have a secret weapon.

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Mickey Rourke: one photo from every year, 1980 to 2010.

From Heaven’s Gate to Iron Man 2.

Yes, we know it’s been doing the rounds. But ours is different. Ours has clicky arrows.