This isolation season…
…why not get bendy?
I created this website – stayhomesociety.com – to keep track of all the different pilates and yoga classes that are going on..
I found it hard to see whats going on day to day so created this and its proving quite helpful for people – its totally manual, wish there was a smarter way to do it but for the time being I’m just entering the classes myself every few days to keep it up to date!
I’m hoping to add fitness and wellness sections too! Maybe your reader will find it useful too!
Top pic: Audrey O’Connor
At the Rathmines Collective in Dublin 6, at noon.
A FREE yoga class for children aged eight to 12.
“OmKidsDublin are offering a free kids’ taster class for eight to 12-year-old children ahead of kids’ yoga courses starting next week.
“The class will take place in Rathmines Collective opposite the Swan Centre this Friday 3rd Jan at 12 midday. Places are limited, call Claire on 086-8668650 to secure one.
“Happy New Year from OmKidsDublin.”
Bishop of Waterford and Lismore Alphonsus Cullinan has said yoga is not suitable for parish schools
Bishop Cullinan’s crusade against mindfulness and yoga in schools is to be applauded – let the streets of Waterford and Lismore be spared the scourge we in Dublin endure of calm, mindful youngsters terrorising us with their placidity.
Yet this should merely be the first step in ridding schools of subjects that, as his grace notes, are “not of Christian origin.”
We inculcate our children with algebra and arithmetic, as though we are ignorant of these dark arts’ Sumerian and Babylonian roots.
Considering too geometry’s origins in classical Greece (you say pre-Christian? I say un-Christian!), one must conclude that all maths should be banned from primary and secondary education.
The heathen Greeks were also responsible for the pestilence that was natural philosophy, which – in its elaboration by the heretic, occultist and alchemist Isaac Newton – gave us classical mechanics. Thus, let us scrap physics.
Biology too must go, given its origins in a Humboldtian conception of science as separate from religion, while our Creationist brethren in the US and elsewhere have shown the fallacy of many so-called sciences from geology to archaeology.
I know from Bishop Cullinan’s valiant efforts in 2017 to discourage the administering of the Gardasil HPV vaccine to schoolgirls that he is with me in this crusade against science.
Were Herodotus and Thucydides Christian? Of course not – no more than Anaximander or the Imago Mundi. Thus we must ban history and geography.
We teach innocent children English literature, yet examining its development from the bawdiness of Chaucer, to the violence and licentiousness of Shakespeare, it seems clear that English too should be jettisoned from the curriculum.
What of our own native tongue? Tracing the origins of the Irish language back through Old and Primitive Irish, we arrive at ogham, inscriptions in which were (largely) non-Christian.
Ban Irish from our schools!
“So teach them practical stuff,” you say – “boiling eggs and darning socks.”
Phylogenetic analysis demonstrates that the origins of cookery go back two million years, far pre-dating Christianity. Sewing too is palaeolithic, while weaving is neolithic.
Free our schools of the un-Christian tyranny of home economics!
The only subject worthy of being taught is religion, though when the reforms I propose above are implemented, its teaching will be impossible owing to the lack of literacy skills.
As such, we may sack all teachers and sell school land for residential development, resulting in savings of billions to the national exchequer.
Dr John Kearns,
Sandymount Strand, Dublin 4
Good to see Yogis in action on the sewage-closed beach this weekend. But how can they ‘bear’ the smell?
On a more positive note, for once an appropriate smell arrives in time to augment the #Bloomsday hell the rest of us endure.
Joyce would surely have approved of the stink. The “fine tang of faintly scented urine” completes the user experience for the rest of the day.
Are you pro-choice?
Free this Saturday?
Aisling Twomey writes:
11 women a day travel from Ireland to the UK to access termination services because the 8th amendment renders abortion unconstitutional in Ireland.
That’s 11 women who have to pay for tickets for ferries or planes, as well as the hefty cost of food, internal transport and possibly hotels. It’s a fortune, especially for someone who doesn’t have it.
This is one yoga class held to help those women. You don’t have to be a gymnast (you don’t even have to touch your toes)- this is about getting bums on mats to help women who have been abandoned by the Irish state.
Tickets are £12. All proceeds go directly to the Abortion Support Network, a charity which helps woman cover the cost of travel when travelling to access an abortion.
Yoga for Choice at The Tram Depot, 38 Upper Clapton Road , E5 8BQ on Saturday (August 19) at 10am.