Martin Naughton (above), a support officer with the Disability Federation of Ireland, briefing fellow disability campaigners on his meeting earlier (above) with Minister for Health James Reilly.

Whatever he said.

It worked.

Minister for Health Tells HSE Not To proceed With Personal Assistant Cuts (RTE)

(Mark Stedman/Photocall ireland)

Meanwhile…

Lizards Inc The International Monetary Fund.

Like Ewok and Bodger post-Picnic.

They’ve got ‘The Fear’.

Tomorrow’s Irish Independent.

Via Mike Hogan 4fm

Update: IMF asks Government to explain what’s going on (Fionnan Sheahan, Maeve Dineen and Fiach Kelly, Irish Independent)

Just like on NCIS…

Several hours ago, the latest hacker group to gain prominence, AntiSec, a subset of Anonymous, disclosed that it had obtained the confidential user data contained in some some 12 million Apple units after hacking an FBI Dell Vostro notebook computer

In other words, the FBI had the personal data of a substantial number of Apple device users, certainly all of which had been obtained without prior permission. Naturally the question here is why on earth does the FBI have this data, and as TNW suggests, “They published the UDID numbers to call attention to suspicions that the FBI used the information to track citizens. Much of the personal data has been trimmed, however, with the hackers claiming to have left enough for “a significant amount of users” to search for their devices.” AntiSec has subsequently released one million of these UUIDs and their associated data.

 

Find Out If Your Apple Device Was Among The 12 Million Units Hacked And Tracked By The FBI (Tyler Durden, ZeroHedge.com)

Thanks Nigel Hives-Toblerone

From the guy behind Adam And Paul (2004).

Comes Domhnall and Michael.

In ‘Frank’

The plot revolves around Gleeson, who plays “an aspiring musician who finds himself in over his head when he joins an eccentric rock band led by Fassbender

 

Breaking Movie News: Michael Fassbender and Domhnall Gleeson to star in Frank (Entertainment.ie)

In 1999, the former home of the Irish Film Theatre on Leeson Street, Dublin, [derelict since 1985] became the much-loved, multi-cultural venue, The Sugar Club.

Twelve years on, the venue’s co-founder and cocktailsmith, Oisin Davis (above), is moving on.

But not before reminiscing a little:

On a dull Tuesday evening, I hooked up Republic of Loose with a somewhat lame but highly paid corporate gig. They were at the height of their fame and their legendary partying. I was kept busy walking round the venue babysitting the client and micromanaging all their fiddly requests.  The MD of the company remarked that there was a strong smell of “hashish” coming from the disabled toilet. I went down to investigate. Sure enough the band were there, all 8 of them actually. A massive cloud of smoke came billowing out as soon as I opened the door. I looked in and saw at least one pipe going round. The bass player Saul, clocks me. He does his best Obi Wan Kenobi and slowly moves the fingers of his right hand  in front of my face and says, “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. ” F**king genius.

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Twas a mad, typically hectic Christmas season Friday night. We were breaking a new duty manager in. He was a cool Scottish fella called Martin. The Camembert Quartet were due to be on stage. I was up to me hoop so I delegated the task of getting the band on stage, to Martin. This was usually something I did as it always required a lot of  work and diplomacy. One band member could be at the bar, while another would always be out the back chatting up a female. Either way, you’d have to break up a conversation somewhere and drag them down into the disabled toilet to get changed and hit the stage but on this one night, two of the lads in the band wanted to play a gag on me. Just at stage time when the knock came on the door for the lads to get a move on, one of them knelt down and  rubbed a load of creamy soap all over his own face whilst the other lad unzipped his fly and took his mickey out.  Martin walks in and sees one guy on his knees with a white goo all over his face and the other guy with his cock in his hand. He screams like a red headed stepchild, bolts up to the office looking totally shell shocked.  It’s a testimony to the band’s sheer professionalism that they still managed to put on a wicked gig. Because every time they saw me and my esteemed colleague Martin, we’d all laugh our hoops off.

Tales From The Sugar Club – PART 1 The Disabled Toilet (The Rock Star Cook Book)

Thanks Bibi

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