Yikes!

Anthony Fortune writes:

Are you looking for reasonably priced wigs/childcare facilities? Your search is over.

(To be fair the crèche is only renting the window to the wig company , you have to call to the laundry place next door to enquire about the wigs but you cannot try them on for hygiene reasons)

“Squire was consummate, be it chopping out the rhythm of Sally Cinnamon or doing his guitar hero bit on the unsinkable Love Spreads. Reni once again proved his worth as perhaps the leading drummer of his generation, laying down the propulsive grooves that set The Stone Roses apart in the late ‘80s as the indie band who dared to dance. And Ian Brown, whose on-stage braggadocio has been copped wholesale by everyone from Kasabian to Liam Gallagher (whose Beady Eye were among tonight’s support acts), led the charge in his inimitable way, the focal point for a mass outbreak of idolatry.”

Rob Hughes, Telegraph

“It’s an odd sensation, witnessing a gig that seems to be as much about the crowd as it is the band performing: you’re struck by the weirdly moving sensation of how much people have invested in this band and these songs. You could argue they are less an audience than people indulging in a mass experiment in wish fulfilment but, as people hug and sing along, it is hard not to feel that the experiment is successfully.”

Alexis Petrides, Guardian

Alternatively…

“Less anthemic numbers exposed the easily reached limits of Brown’s voice, the singer tunelessly groaning his way through “(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister” and “Sally Cinnamon” as he walked vaguely around the stage. The physical swagger of old was gone: like an ageing sportsman, Brown’s legs are gone. Meanwhile, his co-Roses – guitarist John Squire, bassist Gary “Mani Mounfield and drummer Alan “Reni” Wren – played as though they were strangers.”

Ludovic Hunter-Tilney, Financial Times

And the forecast?

Waterfall Forecast For Stones Roses Gig (Ronan McGreevy, Irish Times)

Illustration by Sheilagh Tighe

Thanks Jody

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

” CAPS LOCK IS AN AMERICAN INVENTION. ”

Thanks Cathal O’Rourke

Alternatively:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4

America We Stand As One by Dennis Madalone.

For when you are Madalone.

Thanks Aidan Molloy

Was given.

Peter Preston, who has been protesting outside Leinster House off and on since 2006 (claiming a political cover-up relating to the State’s neglect of children in its care) meets Enda on Merrion Road, Kildare Street, Dublin, this afternoon.

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

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