NO, ROSANNA!.

Only frogs and rich dudes, we’re afraid.

Still. This is no ordinary cow.

Princess is a pedigree Holstein Friesian and is literally taking part in a beauty pageant at the Baileys Cow Competition in Cavan on July 30. According to the wonderful, virtually sweat-stained press release:

“Black & white Holstein Friesian cows are a familiar sight the length and breadth of Ireland but what will set these beauties apart will be nice legs, shapely udders and great bone structure, overall a ‘body perfect’, the ultimate mark of a true, pedigree bovine beauty queen.

Quite.

Meanwhile Rosanna is a pedigree De Burghian Frisson and has surely made enough money this month to not have to apply blusher to celebrity livestock?

(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)

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They’re calling them the ‘Brad and Angelina of Templemore’.

Garda Lesley Roche from Wicklow being congraulated by her partner James Kearney, who is also a garda, on her graduation from the Garda Training College in Tipperary.

The 126 gardai (41 women and 85 men), that graduated today will be the last garda recruits for the next two years due to, well, you know.

(Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
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