Good Friday in Temple Bar, Dublin 2 last year
The Gardaí are heading your way
With something important to say
You’ll be thrown in the clink
If you turn down a drink
On mandatory alcohol day.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
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Every kitchen, or worse, cafeteria
Is home to some dangerous bacteria
Washing your chopping board
Simply can’t be ignored
Or else you’ll end up with diphtheria.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
John Concannon, chief of the government’s Strategic Communications Unit (SCU)
The government had a review
Of its comms team, between me and you
It found that the unit
Was totally unfit
For purpose. But that we all knew.
John Moynes
Pic: Connacht Tribune
UK Brexit secretary David Davis with sick bucket on the The Andrew Marr Show on BBC 1
Does Davis’s diet include
Some dangerously unwashed sea food
Or did he hit the bar
Before talking to Marr
And end up a little too stewed?
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Stormy Daniels on CBS’ 60 Minutes, broadcast last night in the US
A woman who once had a hump
With the fellow we all know as Trump
was told to beware,
Don’t speak of the affair
Or your daughter may have a bad bump.
John Moynes
Pic: CBS
Russia’s Amnbassador to Ireland, Yury Anatoliyevich Filatov, inside the grounds of the Embassy of Russian Federation in Rathgar, Dublin 6 earlier this month
Soon Dublin’s nest of Russian spies
Will be in for a nasty surprise
When Leo will say
That they simply can’t stay
Unless they put on a disguise.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Pro-life Independent TDs Mattie McGrath (left) and Danny Healy Rae in the Dáil yesterday
It’s time to sit up and take note
Of those who don’t want you to vote
The prospect of choice
Being given a voice
Was something they dared not promote.
John Moynes
Pic: Oireachtas.ie
In Dublin the average rent
Has gone up by seven percent
Surpassing the boom
Which may cause some gloom
If it means that your money’s all spent.
John Moynes
Pic: Daft
If you have an account on facebook
You should know that some rogues took a look
At all of your facts
And engaged in bad acts
To be honest, I am a bit shook
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and US president Donald Trump in the Oval Office yesterday
So Leo’s in Washington where
He’s spewing a lot of hot air
Now he says he did harm
To a proposed wind farm
Which lots of folk think was unfair
John Moynes
Pic: The White House