The White House is all in a flap
Because of a new online rap
So is this the time
For topical rhyme
Or will that forever be crap?
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
Minister for Finance and Public Expenditure & Reform Paschal Donohoe TD at a Budget 2018 press briefing yesterday in Government Buildings
If you smoke, or enjoy a fake tan
Or sugary drinks from a can
You won’t like what Paschal
The terrible rascal
Has done with his new fiscal plan.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Lucius, a new species of wasp named after Lucius Malfo from the Harry Potter series
It’s always great fun when a nerd
Gets to read a new latinate word
So what’s the right thing
For a wasp that won’t sting?
Lucius is suitably absurd
John Moynes
Pic: NZ herald
Toad Of Toad Hall US President Donald Trump
To say that you coined the word “fake”
Is one hell of a big claim to make
This shabby regime
Is one long bad dream
Oh when will we finally awake?
John Moynes
Pic: PA
The environment’s facing defeat
Because of the food that you eat
The boffins agree
It’s high time that we
All begin to cut back on our meat.
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
Look closely before you sit down
It seems there’s a new guest in town
The False Widow Spider
A well known provider
Of venom that will make you frown.
John Moynes
Pic: Falsewidow.com
Big Pesto is clearly at fault
For pumping its products with salt
The green stomach filler
Is becoming a killer
Will somebody please call a halt?
John Moynes
Pic: Scala
Passengers leave a train bound for London this morning
In Britain a chap on a train
Stood up and began to explain
That sodomite ways
Can cause transport delays
And give travelers no end of pain.
John Moynes
Pic: Get Surrey
An outdoors Australian loo
Has won an award for its view
It seems a nice sight
Makes having a shite
Much nicer, and I’m sure that’s true.
John Moynes
