US President Donald Trump at a press briefing yesterday
At long last the judgement day’s come
We’re far past “Is Donald Trump dumb?”
It’s clear from the facts
From his words, from his acts
The president’s evil. He’s scum.
John Moynes
Pic: Fox
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
White House chief strategist Steve Bannon
That haggard old fascist called Steve
Is unlikely to get a reprieve
It’s clear from his face
That he’s fallen from grace
Even Murdoch now thinks he should leave.
John Moynes
Pic: Reuters
Rory Mcllroy
A golfer who has a back ache
Has said that might take a break
From his busy career
For the rest of the year
To finish his big wedding cake.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
A London Routemaster bus operated by transport firm Go-Ahead
As you stand at a bus stop and wait
The delay can make you quite irate
So the NTA said
They’ll give the go ahead
To let Brits get the blame when they’re late.
John Moynes
Pic: W Swain
Yesterday: Was It For This?
North Korea’s state-run television KRT yesterday
The American military corps
Are threatening Kim with a war
It sticks in their craw
That last time was a draw
So they want to go back for one more.
John Moynes
US President Donald Trump
When preparing a dossier choose
Only the right bits of news
You don’t have to fake
It, but you cannot make
That tetchy buffoon blow a fuse.
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Danny Healy Rae TD claims fairies are responsible for a dip in the N22
If your boreen is prone to distort
You’ll find there’s no need to resort
To an engineer’s facts
It’s caused by the acts
Of the master of some fairy fort.
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Residents of Kittyclogher, County Leitrim
Some people in Leitrim now feel
That depopulation is real
And these lonely hicks
Want more friends in the sticks
So they’re launching an online appeal.
John Moynes
Fanad Lighthouse, County Donegal felt earthquake tremors yesterday
In Fanad there was cause to make
Reports of a very small shake
It’s the fifth one this year
But there’s nothing to fear
It was just a grand soft earthquake.
John Moynes
Pic via Highland Radio
US President Donald Trump with British Prime Minister Theresa May at the G20 summit in Germany last month.
At last someone’s stood up to say
That there’s still somewhere called the UK
He thinks there’s a chance
That it’s somewhere near France
And he’s quite sure it’s not gone away.
John Moynes
Pic: PA