If sterling continues to fall
It could make life hard for us all
If prices increase
The British might cease
To make our food their first port of call
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
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Joshua Witt (above) has been arrested after admitting he made up knife attack
An American simpleton, Witt
Has proved he’s a bit of a tit
When the tale of his time
As a victim of crime
Went viral, but failed to cut it.
John Moynes
Montage via Gizmondo
The Four Courts, Dublin
If you like to get punched in the face
Then this is a very big case
Some judges will say
If it’s ever okay
For mixed martial arts to take place
John Moynes
Pic: Wikipedia
Intrepid pet dogs in San Francisco have littered the beach site of a Neo Nazi rally
On the west coast they know what to do
When facing a foul nazi crew
They’re getting their mutts
To load up their butts
And cover the whole place in poo.
John Moynes
Pics; Reuters
BBC Shipping Forecast locations
Those who serve before the mast
Rely on the Shipping Forecast
Which calls a calm way
From Fair Isle to Biscay
In tones that remain unsurpassed.
John Moynes
Map via BBC
Chris Messina, creator of Twitter’s most ubiquitous feature – the hashtag
The hashtag is now ten years old
So it’s time for its tale to be be told
The boffin called Chris
Who came up with #this
Didn’t do it to earn lots of gold.
John Moynes
Pic: Crew
Conor McGregor (left) and Floyd Mayweather
Some reckon McGregor’s next fight
Will be this year’s unique sporting sight
But the pubs down in Oz
Won’t show it because
Drunken Irish may ruin the night.
John Moynes
Pics: PA
London’s ‘Big Ben’ under repair
Big Ben will have a quiet spell
Until London once more hears its knell
So MP Steve Pound
Has said “Gather round
And honour the end of a bell.”
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
A shared space junction in Coventry, England
Let’s consider, just briefly, the sight
Of a crossroads without a red light
Would harmony reign?
Or must I explain
This is Ireland? It would turn to shite.
John Moynes
Pic: CBD
UK prime Minister Theresa May says Britain will fight the EU for a soft border for Northern Ireland
Let the people of Ireland all say
“Three cheers for Prime Minister May!”
And after you clap
Start doffing your cap
For this heroine will save our day.
John Moynes
Pics: Express