Chinese weather authorities successfully controlled the weather ahead of a major political celebration earlier this year
In China they never ask why
They can’t get a glimpse of blue sky
As they have a spray
That makes clouds go away
Which is something the Irish should try
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The US has rejected European calls for regulating or banning ‘killer robots’
There are boffins these days who have got
Designs for a new killer bot
So many folk saw
The need for a law
But the yanks, it appears, still have not
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French President Emmanuel Macron (left) privately called Boris Johnson a ‘clown’, says a French magazine
I wonder if Johnson will frown
When he hears how his act has gone down
With the neighbours in France
As I think there‘s a chance
That he doesn’t want to be a clown
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‘Bonenkai’ – or end of year – party season kicks off in Japan in December with some reluctant to join the workplace tradition
If you ask someone in Japan
They’ll tell you that they’re not a fan
Of being forced to
Attend an office do
And they’ll dodge it if somehow they can
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Donald Trump’s approach to the US presidency created unprecedented challenges for intelligence officials responsible for briefing him, the CIA say
The CIA came to great grief
When trying to give Trump his brief
His complete lack of tact
And hatred of fact
Made it a task beyond belief
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Donald Trump has challenged leading editors and politicians to debate him in public that Joe Biden beat him in the 2020 presidential election through fraud
Trump thinks that it’s worth a try
To repeat once again his big lie
That the vote was a fix
And that some dirty tricks
Meant what should have occurred went awry
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Google’s Irish subsidiary has agreed to pay €218m in back taxes
It seems that a big company
That does various things in I.T.
Has said it would pay
Some more tax yesterday
Which is quite a nice thing to see
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Australia’s most expensive goat Marrakesh, who sold for an Australian record of $21,000 at auction
From down under comes a strange tale
That would make a tight fisted man pale
When a healthy young buck
With a fashionable look
Was let go in a bank busting sale
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UK PM Boris Johnson is physically well and has a full grasp on the prime ministership, Downing Street has said
A spokesman has felt he should tell
You the PM has not been unwell
And he’s certainly not
Entirely lost the plot
So please don’t ring the alarm bell
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The LÉ William Butler Yeats didn’t go on sea patrol yesterday because it was short a technical specialist
Our forces who serve us at sea
Are currently reckoned to be
Missing so much staff
That it isn’t a laugh
And needs to be fixed rapidly
