UK PM Boris Johnson is physically well and has a full grasp on the prime ministership, Downing Street has said
A spokesman has felt he should tell
You the PM has not been unwell
And he’s certainly not
Entirely lost the plot
So please don’t ring the alarm bell
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There was a fine lad called John Moynes
Limericks he’d write daily up to his loins.
Truth to be known
How weary we’d grown
Of his ditties that are a pain in the elbows.
Have you a day job? If so, don’t give it up.
There was an auld scratcher Free lunch,
who loved to get people’s knickers in a bunch,
but my guess is true love with all of us cause,
you can always rely on my hunch.
so now
Writing limericks isn’t that hard
Moynsey deserves a Red Card
Free Lunch was quite right
Today’s effort was (not up to the usual standard)
Redeem yourself, resident bard.
To be fair to Mr.Moynes, it must be difficult to produce one to order five days a week. Those of us who only throw one into the mix when we feel like have it easier.