In campaigning there’s one golden rule,
If you try it I’m certain that you’ll,
Find out you cannot,
Win over a Scot,
If they think you think them a fool.
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
Ryanair marketing boss Kenny Jacobs with cabin staff Malwina Reilly (left) and Georgia Hogan
The lovely folk at Ryanair,
Now offer an inflated fare,
So the business elite,
Can get the best seat,
And bring a big bag, and a spare.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Commemorating the 200th anniversary of burning the White House. Only sparklers this time! pic.twitter.com/QIDBQTBmmL
— British Embassy (@UKinUSA) August 24, 2014
For parties it’s witty to bake,
An amusing and well designed cake,
But the house of your host,
Getting turned into toast,
Is a faux pas that one should not make.
John Moynes
The poindexters who work in Met,
Eireann have issued a threat,
There’ll be a big flood,
So watch out or you could,
End up angry and freezing and wet.
John Moynes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
All right thinking folk will concede,
That our youngsters know just what they need,
So light up some skunk,
And pull on a green funk,
We’re the best little country for weed.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
As every reporter will know,
In August the news can be slow,
So they write what they please,
About a disease,
That’s highly unlikely to show.
John Moynes
(HealthSite)
Supermac’s, Essex Street, Temple Bar, Dublin: ‘too traditional’
In Dublin a bright planning Tsar,
Made a ruling that’s rather bizarre,
He says it’s no good,
To make shopfronts from wood,
If you want to work in Temple Bar.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
From left: Jodie Moloney, Kelly Quinn and Kelly Blake from St Nessan’s Community College in Limerick this morning
Today all our youngsters will see,
If they’ve earned a shot at a degree,
They’ve worked hard for this,
Four whole years on the piss,
In that hellhole they call UCD.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall ireland)
Drug enthusiasts are sure to know,
About speed, about hash, about blow,
But it seems that caffeine,
Is the king of the scene,
So brew up and get tanked on Joe.
John Moynes
Pic: CoffeeAddict