The government wants to resume,
Our long-frozen property boom,
This country we’ll fix,
With mortar and bricks,
And a thousand green shoots soon will bloom.
John Moynes
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New rules for the unmanned strike drone,
When deployed in a foreign war zone,
If they want to get rid,
Of some guy and his kid,
That’s fine even if they’re homegrown.
John Moynes
Illustration via space4peace
Our Taoiseach has jetted to Greece,
To talk about tactics to fleece,
More cash from the Hun,
Which seems like great fun,
Until Angela calls in the lease.
John Moynes
(AP)
I’m really no cynic but this,
Story looks somewhat amiss,
Despite some people’s fears,
It seems in recent years,
We’ve stopped going out on the piss.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall ireland)
These wily Freemen On The Land,
Have some theories I don’t understand,
They think you can withdraw,
From the terms of the law,
And everything will turn out grand
John Moynes
Image: Projectfreedom
To be honest I’ve never known why,
Witches use broomsticks to fly,
But at least they now know,
They don’t have to fly slow,
As long as they don’t climb too high.
John Moynes
(Pic:Warner Bros)
It seems that some doctors of spin,
Are teaching the Blueshirts to win,
At online debate,
By accepting their fate,
And taking it all on the chin.
John Moynes
News like this can make me swear,
When delivering free GP care,
Runs into some flaw,
To do with the law,
And the plan takes the shape of a pear.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)