America’s most senior court,
Decided they could not support,
Those who wanted to cleave,
Poor old Adam from Steve,
And that marriage should not be a tort.
John Moynes
Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day
We need leaders who will speak sense,
When current affairs grow this tense,
But how long must we wait,
In this banking debate,
For Jim Higgins to get off the fence?
John Moynes
As a writer I really must thank,
This Texan republican crank,
Who bases the law,
On a picture he saw,
Of a foetus enjoying a wank.
John Moynes
World leaders descend on Lough Erne,
For a meeting to try to discern,
The best plan of action,
To cause some distraction,
While Syria continues to burn.
John Moynes
(AP)
A hospital protesting lad,
Went on Facebook to post something bad,
But his hasty death threat,
Led to legal upset,
If you ask me it’s PC gone mad.
John Moyne
(The Irish Sun)
The protesting crowd are dismayed,
That our army and cops are arrayed,
Alongside the G8,
But we’ll leave them there late,
Once Obama goes home we’ll invade.
John Moynes
(G8)
The chamber they’re planning to axe,
Is where failed politicians relax,
While boosting their pension,
And seeking attention,
And getting their hands on our tax.
John Moynes
Pic: Seanad
In the toughest debate of the year,
Micheál Martin steps forth without fear,
Like a worn-out lame duck,
He passes the buck,
In the hope it might save his career.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
I really do find it quite strange,
For a country that likes to arrange,
The cheapest childcare,
Then when we get a scare,
We promise this time things will change.
John Moynes
Pic: Examiner
So Reilly is trying to coax,
Youngsters away from the smokes,
By simply demanding,
And end to all branding,
Designed to attract younger folks.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)