Republican Governor Mitt,
Though not Irish, not even a bit,
Says he’ll go on a benda,
With our Taoiseach Enda,
I’m not sure which one’s more of a shit.
John Moynes
(Pic: Vanity Fair)
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Environment Minister Phil,
Who I won’t say is mentally ill,
Sees no implication,
Of light regulation,
On the price of your wheelie bin bill.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocaall Ireland)
That slippery fellow, Pete Quinn,
Disappeared with the cash of his kin,
Left a nation irate,
When he fled from the state,
Fingers crossed, he might hand himself in.
John Moynes
(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)
Speakers against, there were none,
And all parties voted as one,
Both the left and right,
And the daft the bright,
Think they need their two months in the sun.
John Moynes
(RTE)
An Allawite tyrant, Assad,
Who was generally seen as a cad,
Found a solution,
To his revolution,
“Ignore it. It’s only a fad.”
John Moynes
Our minister, wise Alan Shatter,
Decided the Army he’d scatter,
I’m not too analytic,
Or anti-semitic,
But I just don’t see how it could matter.
John Moynes
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)
A worried old banker, Jim Brown,
Made excuses all over the town,
As folks’ credit ratings,
Took beatings and slatings,
And everyone gave him a frown.
John Moynes
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
An overfed doctor named Reilly,
Who was creepy and beardy and smiley,
Thought that his mansion,
Deserved an expansion,
And we paid for it, ’cause he’s so wily.
John Moynes
(James Horan/Photocall Ireland)