Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day

The US Supreme Court has rejected Donald Trump’s bid to reverse Pennsylvania’s certification of Joe Biden’s victory in the electoral battleground

Having failed to come first in the race
Trump then took a very weak case
All the way to the top
But the judges said “Stop
And the whole thing fell flat on its face

John Moynes

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Dublin City Council has banned buskers from performing on the streets this December

As the council erects Christmas lights
The buskers are read their last rites
Covid’s still raging and
This means singing is banned
So we’re all in for long silent nights.

John Moynes

RollingNews

Meanwhile…

Homophobe Hungarian MEP József Szájer (above), of the right-wing Fidesz party, participated in a “gay orgy” in Brussels prompting accusations of hypocrisy

Because József failed to get away
From the raid on the romp on Friday
Fidesz took the line
That he had to resign
But they still won’t admit that he’s gay

John Moynes

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A Chinese probe sent to the moon to bring back lunar samples has successfully landed, according to Beijing’s space agency.

This may come as a bit of a shock
But the Chinese have been taking stock
And it looks like quite soon
They will go to the moon
To make sure they don’t run out of rock

John Moynes

Jin Liwang/Xinhua